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Old 17 Feb 2006, 06:37 AM   #1
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Default Funny computer joke (Originally posted by UncasMS)

been tired of all the virtual life i tried to get a grip and deal with some more real life



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i decided to go and spend some money on case modding



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then i needed to upgrade but ran out of space



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next i realized i wanted to beat chewy with overclocking and so i concentrated on efficient cpu cooling



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been there, done that - new record
of course i couldnt let anonymez get away with his dual core so i built a dual board watercooled system



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having mastered the watercooling i tried to overclock my 286 to be able to run an unreal tournament server - some heavy duty liquid cooling was necessary



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the cooling was working fine if only Rex hadnt taken my calls for additional liquid cooling to serious:



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i finally managed to set up the perfect system for my local lan party and some friends, neighbours and gods knows who came to join in



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no need mentioning that the 286 didnt run stable for too long - i had to use my newer machine instead





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before this event i practised real hard for weeks and spent hillarious money on more equipment





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i almost got into trouble when installing this system in the master bedroom



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spending too much time on stablity i didnt care for security and people showered me with complaints

blutach said his little fellow was murdered



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lt. columbo, however, was able to solve the case fairly quick and the predators were found





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well, what was i supposed to do now?
i decided to provide those cats with a special show to keep them away from interfering again



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after hours of hard work



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...we even came up with brandnew network security solutions



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i thought the problems were solved and all of us could concentrate on the funny part

blu got a new mouse and was distracted for a while...



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...but the trouble wasnt about to stop
drf turned out to be a real messy - not only with his desktop



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after some complaints we had to disqualify him for breaking the geneva convention but kept his keyboard as a reminder that life will develop no matter how hard its environment



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for some days we enjoyed ourselves and time was flying
i didnt realized some folks got fragged to often and spent their time with creative work instead of joining the fights



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it got worse when the security staff informed me that due to the bad air and foul smell some people had moved outside





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we were, however, congratulated for providing superb equipment even on our wc



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only the keyboards we provided wasnt the best idea we had



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some guys messed up a good deal of our network



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we told them to press ctrl+alt+del but somehow they didn't manage, finally we came up with a decent solution for non-responding systems



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the problem was, however, somebody messed up the lan-access and we were faced with this



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pressing all kinds of buttons the end was near



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despite providing even better access to the help system...



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...we finally gave up and turned some of our machines into something useful



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well then, see you all next time
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Old 17 Feb 2006, 06:41 AM   #2
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Well there you have it folks, funny as before. Just a bit cleaner.
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Old 17 Feb 2006, 06:42 AM   #3
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No, its kinda missing something now. I think it needs breasts and Bill getting a shafting myself!!
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Old 17 Feb 2006, 06:44 AM   #4
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Well then don't look here Seriously, don't you guys have something better to do?
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Old 17 Feb 2006, 06:53 AM   #5
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Well there you have it folks, funny as before. Just a bit cleaner.
nope, its lost the edge now
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Old 17 Feb 2006, 07:05 AM   #6
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And what do you know? (JK)!

BTW, I am asking someone what a batnak is... I am curious
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Old 17 Feb 2006, 07:31 AM   #7
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A rather inept form of plagiarism, if you ask me.

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in case anyone might want to see my original posting:

Post a picture of your computer setup
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Old 17 Feb 2006, 07:36 AM   #9
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Which was very funny.

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agreed
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Old 17 Feb 2006, 07:37 AM   #11
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Ditto!

I like the new title too! It's funny again!!!!!

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Old 17 Feb 2006, 08:30 AM   #13
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LOL you think it's funny just cuz it has pics of girls in it? Wow. That's sad.
And way to go UncasMS, using images to bypass the site's censoring method... so you can leave bad messages for the little kiddies.

And please don't give me reds on this, I am just using this one to show my friends at school - I don't want the media people thinking I am on some innapropriate site!

@blutach - it's not copyrighted... and I gave UncasMS credit!
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Ask ye not for no reds, for as sure as little green ones were made by God, then ye shall receive.

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LOL, that's in old english... and why can't I change the title back? Ack!

Seriously, all I took out were the girls and the one disturbing pic at the end. Why wouldn't you read Playboy magazine or something?
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