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Old 13 Sep 2006, 05:00 PM   #1
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Old 13 Sep 2006, 07:42 PM   #2
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Oh man, what happened to that huge other thread?

I used to tell some of those at school, but now I have no refrence
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Gives us a chance to post some funnies all over again Danny

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Old 13 Sep 2006, 09:17 PM   #5
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ok - i'll start with the 1st .... who got the wooden spoon AGAIN this year ? (should put a grin on your chops - carlton hater).
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Old 13 Sep 2006, 09:26 PM   #7
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Ur not going 2 believe this, but my dog just ate my chapstick. Im serious she chose it over IAMS dog food.
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ok - i'll start with the 1st .... who got the wooden spoon AGAIN this year ? (should put a grin on your chops - carlton hater).


And who got bundled unceremoniously out of the finals in the first week after playing dreadfully for the previous 6 weeks?

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mate - still, would you like to trade places ? c'mon for cryin' out loud, wooden spooners 2 years in a row (?????) changes need to made !!

i wrote you a few direct emails, but you never replied. guess your filters are enabled.

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Ur not going 2 believe this, but my dog just ate my chapstick. Im serious she chose it over IAMS dog food.

Hard to believe you are feeding your dog that high priced food and it still gets chapped lips.
My dogs get puppy chow and never need chapstick.. must be the mothers milk in it..LOL
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@volfann.Chapped lips. LMAO. I could not believe she did that. She is a 9 month old boston terrier named sassy. I took what was left from her and she went over and ate her dog food. She's snoozing now with absolutely no chapped lips. hehehehe.
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The phone call...

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,
"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

Curious, the husband said, "Who was that?"

And his lovely wife replies, "I don't have any idea who it was.
It was some stupid woman wanting to know "if the coast is clear."
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So, there's this blonde driving in her car. She sees another blonde rowing in a rowboat on top of a cornfield. She thinks to herself 'wow, this woman is really stupid. She gives us blondes a bad name!'

So she rolls down her window and shouts "hey, you're giving us blondes a bad name! If I could swim I would come out there and kick your butt!"
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@Mentor - you can't afford to sack yer coach! What a turnaround for your once proud club. Never got the emails.

Try again.

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AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE



A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her

body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed,

then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee

and Screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she

touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
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