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Forum: Off Topic 25 Mar 2011, 02:22 PM
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Posted By Kabuchan
Actual trial transcrits

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"...
Forum: Off Topic 18 Oct 2010, 01:31 PM
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Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
Truths For Mature Humans 1. I think...

Truths For Mature Humans



1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.


2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument...
Forum: Off Topic 9 May 2010, 05:56 PM
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Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
Thank God I can live without glasses!

Thank God I can live without glasses!
Forum: Off Topic 11 Jan 2010, 03:09 PM
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Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
Having a mastiff and an arsenal, I love it!!!

Having a mastiff and an arsenal, I love it!!!
Forum: Off Topic 7 Apr 2009, 08:25 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
@ burrell84601 ... OMG! That was just...

@ burrell84601 ... OMG! That was just outstanding!
Forum: Off Topic 10 Mar 2009, 11:46 AM
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Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
@ burrell84601 ... LMSAO

@ burrell84601 ... LMSAO
Forum: Off Topic 2 Mar 2009, 04:32 PM
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Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
And then the fight started

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we
were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"...
Forum: Off Topic 1 Feb 2009, 03:20 PM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
lmao This is an excerpt from an actual...

lmao

This is an excerpt from an actual chatroom at dA ...

Thesadandunreal Tell me about emos. I don't get them.

cypher-neoThesadandunreal: There's a small typo there, I think you mean Emus....
Forum: Off Topic 26 Jan 2009, 12:43 PM
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Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
burrell84601 ... I LOVED the snow diary!

burrell84601 ... I LOVED the snow diary!
Forum: Off Topic 16 Oct 2008, 01:25 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade...

A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she...
Forum: Off Topic 27 Sep 2008, 09:33 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
@ dr_ml422 ... :rofl: With age comes...

@ dr_ml422 ... :rofl:


With age comes wisdom.


An 80-year old man loves to fish and play golf.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
Forum: Off Topic 12 Sep 2008, 03:05 PM
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Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ...

ACTUAL
AUSTRALIAN COURT
DOCKET 12659
---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY LOL !!!

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her
was smiling at her. She...
Forum: Off Topic 26 Aug 2008, 11:39 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
I love Chuck Norris one-liners ... There is...

I love Chuck Norris one-liners ...

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the...
Forum: Off Topic 5 Aug 2008, 07:12 PM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
@ Soup - I didn't appreciate that joke until I...

@ Soup - I didn't appreciate that joke until I got Vista ... LOL
Forum: Off Topic 23 May 2008, 06:39 AM
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Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
This is an actual book, not a joke. If you are...

This is an actual book, not a joke. If you are offended by bad language, then only look at the pictures ... :P

http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/05/07/no-regrets-book-shows-ridiculous-tattoos/
Forum: Off Topic 10 May 2008, 04:42 PM
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Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
Go to Google's home page and type in ' Find Chuck...

Go to Google's home page and type in ' Find Chuck Norris ' and then click "I'm Feeling Lucky" ... :D
Forum: Off Topic 21 Aug 2007, 01:18 PM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
I had the same type oF problem with my...

I had the same type oF problem with my mom-in-law. Kept saying how my son looked like everyone in her family, but never like me. One day she asked if I thought he looked like Uncle Bob, I said, ...
Forum: Off Topic 18 May 2007, 11:33 PM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
@ Aegmorgil - OMG! :rotfl:

@ Aegmorgil - OMG! :rotfl:
Forum: Off Topic 5 Apr 2007, 11:49 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
I hate people who tailgate. If they won't pass...

I hate people who tailgate. If they won't pass me (and I'm not a slow driver), I just take my foot off the gas.
Forum: Off Topic 6 Mar 2007, 08:54 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
Just thought you'd want to know that they do,...

Just thought you'd want to know that they do, along with Baa Baa Black Sheep. The melody was written by Mozart. :)
Forum: Off Topic 24 Feb 2007, 09:00 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? Got...

Did you hear about the blonde coyote?

Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Forum: Off Topic 16 Feb 2007, 01:26 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
True Internet Addiction

You Are Maliciously Internet Addicted When:

1. You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page.

2. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.

3. Your eyeglasses...
Forum: Off Topic 14 Jan 2007, 11:56 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
Redneck 911 Call Emily Sue passed away and...

Redneck 911 Call

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.

The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Bubba replied,...
Forum: Off Topic 14 Jan 2007, 11:55 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
I know they have been overdone, but... ...

I know they have been overdone, but...

Things You'll Never Catch A Redneck Saying:

* I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
* Duct tape won't fix that.
* Honey, I think we should sell the...
Forum: Off Topic 6 Jan 2007, 05:37 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By Kabuchan
:rofl:

:rofl:
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