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Forum: Off Topic 18 Feb 2014, 04:21 PM
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Posted By gonwk
Talking FBI Work The phone rings at FBI...

FBI Work

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?"

"Hello, is this FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood."
Forum: Off Topic 18 Feb 2014, 04:17 PM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Buried In The Holy Land A man and his...

Buried In The Holy Land

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.

While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped...
Forum: Off Topic 3 Apr 2013, 12:07 PM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
They Come in All Sizes A guy walking his...

They Come in All Sizes

A guy walking his Doberman Pinscher says to a guy walking his Chihuahua, ôLetĺs go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.ö

The guy with the Chihuahua says,...
Forum: Off Topic 3 Apr 2013, 12:06 PM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Howdy, howdy folks, Been a long time since...

Howdy, howdy folks,

Been a long time since last I visited this place ... happen to be looking for something on the net about Video Stuff and link took me here ... Hope Ya'll are doing Fine ......
Forum: Off Topic 10 Feb 2012, 01:57 PM
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Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Talking Finally a Useful Post ... Will this work...

Finally a Useful Post ...

Will this work only around Christmas Holiday or any other Special Occasion ... I guess St. Patrick's Day would work too! :enaughty:

Hi Burrell ... you're killing me...
Forum: Off Topic 24 Oct 2010, 01:10 PM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Talking ^^ Honey, Pleasssse don't ever Helpppp me! LOL! ...

^^ Honey, Pleasssse don't ever Helpppp me! LOL!

G! :smashead:
Forum: Off Topic 10 May 2010, 01:04 PM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Thumbs up Hey Burrell, On Number 9, I get Living...

Hey Burrell,

On Number 9, I get Living Without the Sex ... but why would you need Glasses to have Sex!?!?

G! :angelgrin
Forum: Off Topic 12 Apr 2010, 11:53 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Thumbs up Burrell ... dude ... I had tears in my eyes while...

Burrell ... dude ... I had tears in my eyes while I was reading this one!

THANKS!

G! :angelgrin
Forum: Off Topic 4 Oct 2009, 10:22 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Hi Alien Bay, Loved it ... you Dirty Old...

Hi Alien Bay,

Loved it ... you Dirty Old Dude/Dudeth!

G! :angelgrin
Forum: Off Topic 13 Jun 2009, 02:47 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Two little old ladies were attending a rather...

Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service.
One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep."
"Iknow," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times." :D
Forum: Off Topic 9 Jun 2009, 04:00 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Talking There are only two Four letter words that are...

There are only two Four letter words that are offensive to men - "Don't" and "Stop", unless they are used together.:angelgrin
Forum: Off Topic 3 Jun 2009, 10:24 AM
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Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
So Burrell ... what is wrong with that ... it is...

So Burrell ... what is wrong with that ... it is best to Teach them by Example :bglaugh2: basically you cross the road illegally you get your ass run-over. I am ALL for it.:enaughty:

G!...
Forum: Off Topic 1 Jun 2009, 01:16 PM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Talking Hi Burrell, Super Funny ... man I was...

Hi Burrell,

Super Funny ... man I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes.

And I would keep the Sign as is ... it is "So Much More Fun".

G! :angelgrin
Forum: Off Topic 1 Jun 2009, 01:07 PM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Talking Grammar for the elderly An elderly couple,...

Grammar for the elderly

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was
finally time to get...
Forum: Off Topic 27 May 2009, 06:32 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Talking Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked,...

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin People to git cancer ?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now...
Forum: Off Topic 3 May 2009, 08:34 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Hi Burrell, You are Killing Me ... I was...

Hi Burrell,

You are Killing Me ... I was laughing so hard that I almost passed out on the floor.

But funny you should post this Diet ... No Wonder I have NOT been losing any weight ... since...
Forum: Off Topic 3 May 2009, 08:29 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Talking An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing...

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr....
Forum: Off Topic 18 Apr 2009, 01:59 PM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Bob & the Blonde

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of...
Forum: Off Topic 16 Apr 2009, 09:20 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Talking A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the...

A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?'

Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.' 'What's that mean?' asked the child... 'Go ask your father. I think...
Forum: Off Topic 16 Apr 2009, 09:17 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Talking Hey atifsh, THANKS man ... it was really...

Hey atifsh,

THANKS man ... it was really Funny!

atifsh, can you upload the Audio to one of these FREE Host places and place the link here and we can download it.

G!:)
Forum: Off Topic 14 Apr 2009, 11:58 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Talking Cell Phone & Blonde

Cell Phone & Blonde

One day a blonde decided to get a cell phone. After talking with the salesman, she finally selected a model and signed up for the service.

Over the next few days she...
Forum: Off Topic 14 Apr 2009, 10:32 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Talking How To Deal with Telemarketers #18. Tell...

How To Deal with Telemarketers

#18. Tell them you have to grab the kid from backyard and set the phone down and go about your business ... come back half hour later ... and they have hung up and...
Forum: Off Topic 12 Apr 2009, 09:07 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Lightbulb Hi Burrell, Loved them all ... boy Kids can...

Hi Burrell,

Loved them all ... boy Kids can really get creative and come up with some answers ...

BTW, not a Bad Format ... clipping several Jokes together separated by a Smiley ... I might...
Forum: Off Topic 12 Apr 2009, 06:10 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Talking Why athletes can't have regular jobs

WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR JOBS

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."...
Forum: Off Topic 12 Apr 2009, 05:39 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 161,194
Posted By gonwk
Talking A Maid asked for a pay increase.. The wife was...

A Maid asked for a pay increase.. The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase....
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