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Forum: Off Topic 21 Nov 2007, 05:27 PM
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Posted By Aegmorgil
> John Elway, after living a full life, died....

> John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was
> showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded
> Broncos
> flag in the window. 'This house is...
Forum: Off Topic 21 Aug 2007, 11:55 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
> A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of...

> A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the
>breeding bulls exhibit.
>
> They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
>"This bull mated...
Forum: Off Topic 24 Jul 2007, 12:41 PM
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Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
>>Golf at it's best... >> >> >> >>Dave...

>>Golf at it's best...
>>
>>
>>
>>Dave had a week off and decided to play golf every day. Monday morning, he
>>found himself paired with an attractive woman, Pat, who turned out to be a
>>very...
Forum: Off Topic 20 Jul 2007, 01:41 PM
Replies: 855
Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
A man walked into the produce section of his...

A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man...
Forum: Off Topic 15 Jun 2007, 09:38 PM
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Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, ...

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,
One...
Forum: Off Topic 25 May 2007, 08:16 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
A girl from Wisconsin and a girl from the east...

A girl from Wisconsin and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane.

The girl from Wisconsin, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya from?"

The east coast girl...
Forum: Off Topic 18 May 2007, 06:36 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
>>> >> A married couple went to the hospital to...

>>> >> A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing
>> an
>>> >> amazing new...
Forum: Off Topic 1 May 2007, 11:26 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
> Announcement from Apple: > > ...

> Announcement from Apple:
>
> Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer
chip
> that
> can store and play music in women's breast implants.
>
> ...
Forum: Off Topic 30 Apr 2007, 09:15 PM
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Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT ...

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT


The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid
term.


The answer by one student was so "profound" that the...
Forum: Off Topic 30 Apr 2007, 09:15 PM
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Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
A short history of medicine: I have an earache....

A short history of medicine:
I have an earache.

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition, drink this potion....
Forum: Off Topic 30 Apr 2007, 09:10 PM
Replies: 855
Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North...

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
____________ _________ _________ ______

TEACHER:...
Forum: Off Topic 23 Apr 2007, 12:49 PM
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Posted By Aegmorgil
The Wedding I was a very happy person....

The Wedding


I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
Dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me...It...
Forum: Off Topic 9 Apr 2007, 09:39 PM
Replies: 855
Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
SUPPOSEDLY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON WISCONSIN RADIO...

SUPPOSEDLY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON WISCONSIN RADIO (BUT FUNNY EITHER WAY):


A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00
(with monthly payments of $560.00).

He and a friend go duck hunting...
Forum: Off Topic 7 Apr 2007, 01:48 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
NEW WORDS FOR 2007 Essential vocabulary...

NEW WORDS FOR 2007
Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace (and elsewhere)!!!


1. BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed,...
Forum: Off Topic 6 Apr 2007, 12:20 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very...

A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well
groomed, great looking suit,flower in his lapel smelling slightly of
a good after shave, presenting a well looked-after...
Forum: Off Topic 6 Apr 2007, 12:17 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
A recent survey revealed that the average...

A recent survey revealed that the average American walks
900 miles per year.

Another survey revealed that the average American consumes
20 gallons of beer per year.

Conclusion: The average...
Forum: Off Topic 21 Mar 2007, 03:33 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
>> A woman went to the doctor's office where she...

>> A woman went to the doctor's office where she was
>> seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in
>> the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the
>>...
Forum: Off Topic 3 Mar 2007, 03:18 PM
Replies: 855
Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
Can you cry under water? ...

Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?...
Forum: Off Topic 15 Feb 2007, 03:30 PM
Replies: 855
Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS ...

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - ...
Forum: Off Topic 11 Feb 2007, 04:50 PM
Replies: 855
Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
They're Back! - Church Bulletins! Thank God for...

They're Back! - Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with
typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or
were announced in church services:
> >>>...
Forum: Off Topic 11 Feb 2007, 03:20 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
The 5 Best Things to Say if Caught Sleeping at...

The 5 Best Things to Say if Caught Sleeping at Your Desk:


5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might
happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they
raved about in the time...
Forum: Off Topic 31 Jan 2007, 01:54 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
EMPLOYEE RULES FOR 2007 Dress...

EMPLOYEE RULES FOR 2007




Dress Code:

1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume...
Forum: Off Topic 27 Jan 2007, 07:45 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
MAN LAWS... 1: Under no circumstances may...

MAN LAWS...

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b)...
Forum: Off Topic 20 Jan 2007, 11:12 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
> For those of you who watch what you eat, here's...

> For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
> nutrition and health.
>
> It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional
> studies.
>
> 1. The...
Forum: Off Topic 19 Jan 2007, 07:34 AM
Replies: 855
Views: 156,738
Posted By Aegmorgil
> Someone out there either has too much > ...

> Someone out there either has too much
> spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
>
>
> DORMITORY:
> When you rearrange the letters:
> DIRTY ROOM
>
>
>
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