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  • blutach
    Not a god of digital video
    • Oct 2004
    • 24627

    This year's Darwin Awards are out

    As faithfully reported by Movie Junkie here.

    Regards
    Les

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  • Zero G
    Next to Arch Stanton
    • Jan 2006
    • 545

    #2
    Those were great! I liked #7
    "Wanted in 14 counties of this state. The condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices, the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, purgery, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money, and contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of using marked cards...therefore according to the powers vested in us, we sentence the accused here before us Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Ramirez also known as the Rat and any other aliases he may have to hang by the neck until dead."

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    • Cambion7
      Digital Video Expert
      Digital Video Expert
      • Nov 2005
      • 557

      #3
      I think the one of the guy shoveling snow is a recycled honourable mention. I do remember hearing about the mobile home... actually was reported as an RV at a national park. The owners returned from a hike to find a trail of blue fluid on the ground near the RV... and a lot of vomit. Same thing; the guy accidently got the sewage tank... though I find that hard to believe. Still very funny to think someone could be that stupid!



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      • Furiousg
        If you have any poo....throw it now
        • Dec 2005
        • 306

        #4
        I like #9

        I can see how frustrated he would be without his onion rings hahaa
        -FuriousG-



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        • LT. Columbo
          Demigod of Digital Video
          • Nov 2004
          • 10671

          #5
          1,2 ,3 and 5

          1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during
          a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did
          something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and
          tried the trigger again. This time it worked..... And now, the honorable mentions:
          "One day men will look back and say I gave birth to the 20th Century". Jack The Ripper - 1888
          Columbo moments...
          "Double Shock" "The Greenhouse Jungle" "Swan Song" FORUM RULES
          "You try to contrive a perfect alibi, and it's your perfect alibi that's gonna hang ya."
          (An Exercise In Fatality, 1974)


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          • Zero G
            Next to Arch Stanton
            • Jan 2006
            • 545

            #6
            Why can't all robbers pull a #1?
            "Wanted in 14 counties of this state. The condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices, the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, purgery, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money, and contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of using marked cards...therefore according to the powers vested in us, we sentence the accused here before us Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Ramirez also known as the Rat and any other aliases he may have to hang by the neck until dead."

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            • LT. Columbo
              Demigod of Digital Video
              • Nov 2004
              • 10671

              #7
              this thread is kind of eerie to me. just 2 days ago i was thinking about these awards for no reason at all, and was contemplating a thread.....good work blooie

              BTW: has anyone noticed the recent surge in OT threads?
              "One day men will look back and say I gave birth to the 20th Century". Jack The Ripper - 1888
              Columbo moments...
              "Double Shock" "The Greenhouse Jungle" "Swan Song" FORUM RULES
              "You try to contrive a perfect alibi, and it's your perfect alibi that's gonna hang ya."
              (An Exercise In Fatality, 1974)


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              • Furiousg
                If you have any poo....throw it now
                • Dec 2005
                • 306

                #8
                Zero Grav is the culprit....he is filled to the brim with utterly useless information. And no doubt he enjoys nothing more than to share it all with us.
                -FuriousG-



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                • Derree
                  Digital Video Expert
                  Digital Video Expert
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 546

                  #9
                  I love ot threads....if they counted for posts I am sure I would be over 250 by now..as it is I am stuck at 199...can't find anyone I can help
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                  • BR7
                    He is coming to your little town!
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 2137

                    #10
                    These are great blu It reminds of what I caught on the radio yesterday Some lady was freaked out because her husband has been missing for a week so she called the cops and they did some investigating and they found the husband it turns out he was at a local brothel with two of the ladies there the entire week they said the wife was very pleased that he was found alive but not so happy he was at a brothel(True Story)
                    Last edited by BR7; 26 Jan 2006, 06:44 AM.

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                    • drfsupercenter
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                      • Oct 2005
                      • 4424

                      #11
                      Great stuff!
                      Except the post after when he swears... they should censor those forums for God's sake!
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                      • LT. Columbo
                        Demigod of Digital Video
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 10671

                        #12
                        try and erase it from your mind drf. you need to cleanse yourself now
                        "One day men will look back and say I gave birth to the 20th Century". Jack The Ripper - 1888
                        Columbo moments...
                        "Double Shock" "The Greenhouse Jungle" "Swan Song" FORUM RULES
                        "You try to contrive a perfect alibi, and it's your perfect alibi that's gonna hang ya."
                        (An Exercise In Fatality, 1974)


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                        • Derree
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                          Digital Video Expert
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 546

                          #13
                          hey drf you better go and wash your eyes out ...I recommend rubbing alchool to really get the sight out of your eyes by the way..I am just joking!
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                          • Cambion7
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                            • Nov 2005
                            • 557

                            #14
                            Originally Posted by Derree
                            hey drf you better go and wash your eyes out ...I recommend rubbing alchool to really get the sight out of your eyes by the way..I am just joking!
                            That's about as funny as Peggy Hill inventing a new cleaning solution... the brightening power of bleach, and the cleaning power of ammonia.... Kids... do not try this at home!

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                            • drfsupercenter
                              NOT an online superstore
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 4424

                              #15
                              Yeah I am not that st00pid!
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