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Oh, I use the Stomper cuz I am too cheap to buy printable discs But you can understand, I don't make money on my own, I only get paid during the summer when I cut the lawn.
been tired of all the virtual life i tried to get a grip and deal with some more real life
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i decided to go and spend some money on case modding
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then i needed to upgrade but ran out of space
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next i realized i wanted to beat chewy with overclocking and so i concentrated on efficient cpu cooling
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been there, done that - new record
of course i couldnt let anonymez get away with his dual core so i built a dual board watercooled system
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having mastered the watercooling i tried to overclock my 286 to be able to run an unreal tournament server - some heavy duty liquid cooling was necessary
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the cooling was working fine if only Rex hadnt taken my calls for additional liquid cooling to serious:
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i finally managed to set up the perfect system for my local lan party and some friends, neighbours and gods knows who came to join in
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no need mentioning that the 286 didnt run stable for too long - i had to use my newer machine instead
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before this event i practised real hard for weeks and spent hillarious money on more equipment
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i almost got into trouble when installing this system in the master bedroom
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spending too much time on stablity i didnt care for security and people showered me with complaints
blutach said his little fellow was murdered
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lt. columbo, however, was able to solve the case fairly quick and the predators were found
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well, what was i supposed to do now?
i decided to provide those pussies with a special show to keep them away from interfering again
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after hours of hard work
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...we even came up with brandnew network security solutions
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i thought the problems were solved and all of us could concentrate on the funny part
blu got a new mouse and was distracted for a while...
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...but the trouble wasnt about to stop
drf turned out to be a real messy - not only with his desktop
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after some complaints we had to disqualify him for breaking the geneva convention but kept his keyboard as a reminder that life will develop no matter how hard its environment
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for some days we enjoyed ourselves and time was flying
i didnt realized some folks got fragged to often and spent their time with creative work instead of joining the fights
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it got worse when the security staff informed me that due to the bad air and foul smell some people had moved outside
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we were, however, congratulated for providing superb equipment even on our wc
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only the keyboards we provided wasnt the best idea we had
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some guys messed up a good deal of our network
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we told them to press ctrl+alt+del but somehow they didnt manage
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finally we came up with a decent solution for non-responding systems
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the problem was, however, somebody ****ed up the lan-access and we were faced with this
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pressing all kinds of buttons the end was near
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despite providing even better access to the help system...
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...we finally gave up and turned some of our machines into something useful
"Wanted in 14 counties of this state. The condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices, the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, purgery, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money, and contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of using marked cards...therefore according to the powers vested in us, we sentence the accused here before us Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Ramirez also known as the Rat and any other aliases he may have to hang by the neck until dead."
hell no. it's quite suitable. perfectly befitting. kind of like a bonus.
"One day men will look back and say I gave birth to the 20th Century". Jack The Ripper - 1888 Columbo moments... "Double Shock""The Greenhouse Jungle""Swan Song"FORUM RULES "You try to contrive a perfect alibi, and it's your perfect alibi that's gonna hang ya." (An Exercise In Fatality, 1974)
I thought it was great and I liked the pic at the end, Down with Censorship Thats what happens when you play with the grownups drf...Just bugging you buddy
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