Moderators - morphed into general chit chat

[photo_angel2004]

http://www.payless-cigars.com/items.php/deptid=3&styleid=591

There ya go Lt.

100 cigars for $80.00

[locoeng]

I prefer either Gurkha or Gispert...Toro's

http://www.gurkhacigars.com/

http://www.altadisusa.com/cigar/gispert.asp

We have a JR tobacco outlet we drive by on the way to mom and pops that I stop at to get my Macanudo ripoffs....very good quality and pretty cheap. They also sell the gisperts.

These are the JR alternative Macanudos I get:

http://www.jrcigar.com/index.cfm?page=cig_view&itemcode=JRMAHP

[toomanycats]

Anybody ever hear the cigar joke that got Groucho Marx kicked of the air. It went something like this. Groucho asks a women on his show: "How many children do you have?" she replies, "8 (I believe, it could've been more), to which Groucho replies" "Jeeze Lady I l enjoy a cigar but I take it out of my mouth sometimes". True story.

[daman]

Anybody ever hear the cigar joke that got Groucho Marx kicked of the air. It went something like this. Groucho asks a women on his show: "How many children do you have?" she replies, "8 (I believe, it could've been more), to which Groucho replies" "Jeeze Lady I like a enjoy cigar but I take it out of my mouth sometimes". True story.

yea you don't want to ask questions like that around here.

[toomanycats]

This thread has sure morphed. It seems to be in chrysalis. I wonder what it will end up as.

[Kabuchan]

Here you go all you cigar smokers - you'll get a chuckle out of this one!


A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against ..."Get this" ... fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated that he had lost the cigars in "a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in a normal fashion.

The man sued... .. AND WON

In delivering his ruling, the judge stated that since the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable, and also guaranteed that it would insure the cigars against fire, without defining what it considered to be "unacceptable fire," it was obligated to compensate the insured for his loss. Rather than
endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the judge's ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in "the fires."

BUT WHAT COMES AROUND...

After the man cashed his check, however, the insurance company had him arrested ... On 24 counts of arson!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used as evidence against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning the rare cigars. He was sentenced to 24 consecutive one year terms!!

I suppose there's justice in there somewhere...This is a true story from the "Legal Times".

[locoeng]

Well serves him right I suppose...what goes around comes around.

[photo_angel2004]

@ Dan - My mom always told me I was special too, but I don't think it was in a nice way!

@ PA and LT - no matter how hard I try, I just can't enjoy Seinfeld

@ cynthia - re-gift those DVDs

@ soup...

LOL I will take them from ya

[a2j3]

@kabuchan. I crack up everytime I look at ur Av. Pretty cool.