Chuck Norris can edit PDF files.
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But otherwise, those are great! What's the deal with Chuck Norris anyway? When did he go from actor to God?
Here's one for you guys:
Behind Every Policy Is A Stupid Customer
Coffee Shop | Rockville, MD, USA
Customer: “I don’t want a lid.”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but it’s company policy. I have to serve your hot beverage with a lid on.”
Customer: “This is stupid.”
Me: “We don’t want you to burn yourself–”
Customer: “Then I’ll just blame you.”
Me: “… and that would be why we have the company policy.”
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