Funny Answering Machine Messages

[a2j3]

Even though alot of us have voice mail these days, however there r some who still use answering machines. I found some funny messages and thought I would pass them along. Have fun with this thread and create ur own if u wish. The funnier the better.If ur at my house occasionally u might here something like this. hehehehe.

Hello this is the Jo's residence. Were in the middle of a family fight right now. At the beep leave ur name and number and whoever wins will call u right back.

[a2j3]

A is for academics,
B is for beer.
One of those reasons is why we're not here.
So leave a message.

[IndianPrincess]

Those are cute aj