The Funny Phrase Thread

[katzdvd]

Thought I would jump in on the fun here...

Not necessarily jokes, but "phrases" or "one liners".

Everyone try to keep the thread tidy and delete/edit your post if someone beats you to it! Keep thread "clean", please? No Offensive Material (or to a minimum ...

Maybe also, 3 - 5 phrases per post; not a long, hugh copied list from a website. Makes it more fun & easier to read!

EDIT: If using a quote/phrase from a person, please give credit.

Have Fun!!!


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He looks like he went to an axe fight carrying a banjo...

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

katz

[BR7]

Edit I better not use that one.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

[Gary D]

"I am from the goverment. I am here to help you."

[katzdvd]

"Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip" - Homer Simpson

[soup]

Elevator doesn't quite go all the way to the top.

[katzdvd]

One can short of a six pack

A few bricks short of a full load

[soup]

If brains were chocolate wouldn't have enough to fill a (smartie) or (m&m).

[katzdvd]

I married "Miss Right". Unfortunately, I didn't know that her first name was "Always".

[locoeng]

Sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here." Jack Nicholson - As Good As It Gets

[Gary D]

"If your brains were gasoline, you would not have enough to run a motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio."

LINK: http://www.generalmills.com/corporat....aspx?catID=53

[katzdvd]

Can you get RAM on a CD?
I think I deleted the internet.
Are the numbers supposed to be in lowercase too?

[soup]

If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.

Pull the other leg, it's got bells on.

[katzdvd]

MAINTENANCE FREE = Impossible to fix

[a2j3]

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psychopath.

[a2j3]

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.