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  • doctorhardware
    Lord of Digital Video
    Lord of Digital Video
    • Dec 2006
    • 1907

    Don't Mess with MOM

    <TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="WIDTH: 100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 1.5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 1.5pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1.5pt; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 1.5pt" width="100%">DON'T MESS WITH MOM
    The Child's Comments and Thoughts


    My son came home from school one day,
    With a smirk upon his face.
    He decided he was smart enough,
    To put me in my place.

    "Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
    that's taught by Mr. Wright?
    It's all about the laws today,
    The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'

    It says I need not clean my room,
    Don't have to cut my hair
    No one can tell me what to think,
    Or speak, or what to wear.

    I have freedom from religion,
    And regardless what you say,
    I don't have to bow my head,
    And I sure don't have to pray.

    I can wear earrings if I want,
    And pierce my tongue & nose.
    I can read & watch just what I like,
    Get tattoos from head to toe.

    And if you ever spank me,
    I'll charge you with a crime.
    I'll back up all my charges,
    With the marks on my behind.

    Don't you ever touch me,
    My body's only for my use,
    Not for your hugs and kisses,
    that's just more child abuse.

    Don't preach about your morals,
    Like your Mama did to you.
    That's nothing more than mind control,
    And it's illegal too!

    Mom, I have these children's rights,
    So you can't influence me,
    Or I'll call Children's Services Division,
    Better known as C.S.D."


    Mom's Reply and Thoughts


    Of course my first instinct was
    To toss him out the door.
    But the chance to teach him a lesson
    Made me think a little more.

    I mulled it over carefully,
    I couldn't let this go.
    A smile crept upon my face,
    he's messing with a pro.

    Next day I took him shopping
    At the local Goodwill Store..
    I told him, "Pick out all you want,
    there's shirts & pants galore.

    I've called and checked with C.S.D.
    Who said they didn't care
    If I bought you K-Mart shoes
    Instead of those Nike Airs.

    I've canceled that appointment
    To take your driver's test.
    The C.S.D. Is unconcerned
    So I'll decide what's best"

    I said "No time to stop and eat,
    Or pick up stuff to munch.
    And tomorrow you can start to learn
    To make your own sack lunch.

    Just save the raging appetite,
    And wait till dinner time.
    We're having liver and onions,
    A favorite dish of mine."

    He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
    To watch on my VCR?"
    "Sorry, but I sold your TV,
    For new tires on my car.

    I also rented out your room,
    You'll take the couch instead.
    The C.S.D. Requires
    Just a roof over your head.

    Your clothing won't be trendy now,
    I'll choose what we eat.
    That allowance that you used to get,
    Will buy me something neat.

    I'm selling off your jet ski,
    Dirt-bike & roller blades.
    Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
    It's in effect today!

    Hey hot shot, are you crying,
    Why are you on your knees?
    Are you asking God to help you out,
    Instead of C.S.D..?"

    Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised teenagers,
    Or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents someday
    OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH ..I love this One!!!

    From a MOM
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    Star Baby Girl, Born March,1997 Died June 30th 2007 6:35 PM.
  • drfsupercenter
    NOT an online superstore
    • Oct 2005
    • 4424

    #2
    Good thing my mom doesn't know about this place
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    • volfann
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      Digital Video Enthusiast
      • Jun 2006
      • 384

      #3
      You would be surprised at what your mom knows Danny!!!
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      • Kabuchan
        Digital Video Enthusiast
        Digital Video Enthusiast
        • Apr 2006
        • 399

        #4
        Danny, Moms know everything. Unfortunately, the kids don't realize it till they are about 23 yrs.
        That was Zen, this is Tao

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        • drfsupercenter
          NOT an online superstore
          • Oct 2005
          • 4424

          #5
          Oh really? How come she still doesn't know how to burn a CD or use MS Word? I've showed her like 20 times...
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          • jm1647
            An Eagles Fan, A MenuShrinker
            • Apr 2005
            • 3661

            #6
            Originally Posted by drfsupercenter
            Oh really? How come she still doesn't know how to burn a CD or use MS Word? I've showed her like 20 times...
            Maybe she does know how and asks you to show her to get some time with you.

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            • Kabuchan
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              • Apr 2006
              • 399

              #7
              Originally Posted by drfsupercenter
              Oh really? How come she still doesn't know how to burn a CD or use MS Word? I've showed her like 20 times...
              I'm talking about important things. Burning CDs is trivial.
              That was Zen, this is Tao

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              • soup
                Just Trying To Help
                • Nov 2005
                • 7524

                #8
                Go MOM.

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                • drfsupercenter
                  NOT an online superstore
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 4424

                  #9
                  I'm talking about important things. Burning CDs is trivial.
                  Still, why does my mom try to argue about what counts as using my computer when I clearly know more than she does?
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                  • jm1647
                    An Eagles Fan, A MenuShrinker
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 3661

                    #10
                    Originally Posted by drfsupercenter
                    Still, why does my mom try to argue about what counts as using my computer when I clearly know more than she does?

                    We all live and learn, you'll see the light when you are older and grown up

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                    • drfsupercenter
                      NOT an online superstore
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 4424

                      #11
                      You mean the desk light that's making my eyes hurt?
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                      • Derree
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                        • Jul 2005
                        • 546

                        #12
                        Now we should go easy on young mister Danny, I bet when each of us was young we all felt the same way..that we know way more then our parents could ever know. Its only with age and having kids of your own does the true knowledge come. I felt the same way as the kid in the poem and while my mother didn't go to the extremes as above she made sure that I knew that she was far wiser..And now as a parent myself I find the shoe on the other foot and wish I was nicer to my parents...ahh Karma...
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                        • jm1647
                          An Eagles Fan, A MenuShrinker
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 3661

                          #13
                          Originally Posted by Derree
                          Now we should go easy on young mister Danny, I bet when each of us was young we all felt the same way..that we know way more then our parents could ever know. Its only with age and having kids of your own does the true knowledge come. I felt the same way as the kid in the poem and while my mother didn't go to the extremes as above she made sure that I knew that she was far wiser..And now as a parent myself I find the shoe on the other foot and wish I was nicer to my parents...ahh Karma...
                          We oughta try and help drf see the light sooner than we did

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                          • Aegmorgil
                            Super Member
                            Super Member
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 232

                            #14
                            NOT seeing the light is the nature of the beast. I sure as hell didn't! Not only didn't I see the light, I denied the possibility of its existence!

                            Karma is true, Derree. That's why I should never have kids!

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                            • jm1647
                              An Eagles Fan, A MenuShrinker
                              • Apr 2005
                              • 3661

                              #15
                              Originally Posted by Aegmorgil
                              NOT seeing the light is the nature of the beast. I sure as hell didn't! Not only didn't I see the light, I denied the possibility of its existence!

                              Karma is true, Derree. That's why I should never have kids!
                              Tell me about it. Me and all my friends said the same thing when we were growing up. But who did we talk to about problems with parents, friends around the same age that thought the same as we did.

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