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  • Zero G
    Next to Arch Stanton
    • Jan 2006
    • 545

    #31
    Give it a little reboot! Trip on the power cord, flip a breaker, pretend there's a storm.
    "Wanted in 14 counties of this state. The condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices, the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, purgery, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money, and contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of using marked cards...therefore according to the powers vested in us, we sentence the accused here before us Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Ramirez also known as the Rat and any other aliases he may have to hang by the neck until dead."

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    • soup
      Just Trying To Help
      • Nov 2005
      • 7524

      #32
      Are you backing up all your homicide files again LT?

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      • jmet
        Super Moderator
        • Nov 2002
        • 8697

        #33
        Perhaps this article is in relation: http://www.digital-digest.com/news-59890.html

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        • LT. Columbo
          Demigod of Digital Video
          • Nov 2004
          • 10671

          #34
          yeah i gotta do it it's just that if this thing was to re-start on me now i'd be very tempted to throw it either in the bush or out the window!
          "One day men will look back and say I gave birth to the 20th Century". Jack The Ripper - 1888
          Columbo moments...
          "Double Shock" "The Greenhouse Jungle" "Swan Song" FORUM RULES
          "You try to contrive a perfect alibi, and it's your perfect alibi that's gonna hang ya."
          (An Exercise In Fatality, 1974)


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          • Zero G
            Next to Arch Stanton
            • Jan 2006
            • 545

            #35
            Throw it out the window and into a bush. Good reason to get a new one!
            "Wanted in 14 counties of this state. The condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices, the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, purgery, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money, and contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of using marked cards...therefore according to the powers vested in us, we sentence the accused here before us Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Ramirez also known as the Rat and any other aliases he may have to hang by the neck until dead."

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            • LT. Columbo
              Demigod of Digital Video
              • Nov 2004
              • 10671

              #36
              lol. it's alright, the next thing i need is some more RAM.
              "One day men will look back and say I gave birth to the 20th Century". Jack The Ripper - 1888
              Columbo moments...
              "Double Shock" "The Greenhouse Jungle" "Swan Song" FORUM RULES
              "You try to contrive a perfect alibi, and it's your perfect alibi that's gonna hang ya."
              (An Exercise In Fatality, 1974)


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              • Chewy
                Super Moderator
                • Nov 2003
                • 18971

                #37
                next thing you know he'll want a new car

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                • soup
                  Just Trying To Help
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 7524

                  #38
                  Maybe get the best of both worlds, Dodge Ram.

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                  • Zero G
                    Next to Arch Stanton
                    • Jan 2006
                    • 545

                    #39
                    Too punny!
                    "Wanted in 14 counties of this state. The condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices, the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, purgery, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money, and contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of using marked cards...therefore according to the powers vested in us, we sentence the accused here before us Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Ramirez also known as the Rat and any other aliases he may have to hang by the neck until dead."

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                    • LT. Columbo
                      Demigod of Digital Video
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 10671

                      #40
                      hey my car is good for another 100 years, just like my coat!
                      "One day men will look back and say I gave birth to the 20th Century". Jack The Ripper - 1888
                      Columbo moments...
                      "Double Shock" "The Greenhouse Jungle" "Swan Song" FORUM RULES
                      "You try to contrive a perfect alibi, and it's your perfect alibi that's gonna hang ya."
                      (An Exercise In Fatality, 1974)


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                      • Chewy
                        Super Moderator
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 18971

                        #41
                        your celery may be getting a little limp

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                        • uufta
                          Digital Video Expert
                          Digital Video Expert
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 635

                          #42
                          You know, LT..about that limp celery, I heard if you stick it in ice water it will stiffen right up..just wanted to pass that along

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                          • LT. Columbo
                            Demigod of Digital Video
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 10671

                            #43
                            don't know what kind of celery you buy, but mine (as soon as it hits ice water) shrivels like you wouldn't believe
                            "One day men will look back and say I gave birth to the 20th Century". Jack The Ripper - 1888
                            Columbo moments...
                            "Double Shock" "The Greenhouse Jungle" "Swan Song" FORUM RULES
                            "You try to contrive a perfect alibi, and it's your perfect alibi that's gonna hang ya."
                            (An Exercise In Fatality, 1974)


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                            • Gary D
                              Lord of Digital Video
                              Lord of Digital Video
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 2266

                              #44
                              I also heard that celery won't last very long in a hot sauna followed by a roll in the snow or a dip in the ice hole at this time of year
                              Gary D

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                              • uufta
                                Digital Video Expert
                                Digital Video Expert
                                • Dec 2005
                                • 635

                                #45
                                No, LT, I think its Prunes your thinking of that shrink when they hit cold water...I could be wrong

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