Movie piracy => less people watching movies in cinemas => less popcorn sales => hurts corn farmers. NBC/Universal's general counsel Rick Cotton must be a genius, his mind works in a completely different way to everyone elses'.
What's next? Piracy => less business => fewer teenagers hired by cinemas => more unemployed bored teenagers => teenage drug use increases => teenage drug addicts need money, so they rob people (which is okay, because Rick says robbery isn't as important as piracy) => increased murder rates
YES, movie piracy = murder!
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