Todays Joke

[tigerman8u]

some good one's

shows their's just no pleasin a woman

[jill t]

some good one's

shows their's just no pleasin a woman

Now, Now Tiger thats not necessarily true all depends on how your trying to please her

[jm1647]

Men Strike Back

Men strike back

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.!
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth !

[jill t]

That was a bit nasty jm1647

there goes that favor you asked for, just seen it fly right out the window

[jm1647]

That was a bit nasty jm1647

there goes that favor you asked for, just seen it fly right out the window

I never asked remember, but I will if we ever meet
:....and there has got to be plenty of women comebacks out there

C'mon, sing Janet Jackson's song and post 'em

[jm1647]

The Ultimate in a Woman's Body Piercing

The Ultimate in a Woman's Body Piercing - Not meant to offend any of the women here but here it is...It's attached if you don't wanna look don't click it

[cynthia]

[jm1647]

[jm1647]

A new singing group "The Black Beatles"

From a radio show hosted in the Philly area by Don Imus, a skit about a new group called the "Black Beetles" If your a Beetles fan and have a sense of humor wait til you hear this. The .mp3 is 2.3mb and was scanned with the Latest norton virus definitions dated 8-27-05

here is the yousendit link..it'll be there a week and for a limited nimber of downloads..so get it now, I thought it was funny

http://s31.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=30459A490TXGQ2K0K0TSXOSS9D

[jm1647]

Big Brother? - Ordering a pizza in 2010

This may take a minute to download


<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2><FONT face=Arial><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[img] /><o></o></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P style=[/img]

Wanna see what ya gotta go through to order a pizza in 2010? Click the link and see... turn up the volume. <o></o>

Listen closely and watch the screen and pointer carefully.
This seems so true it's really scary!! Probably happening right now but they ain't tellin' us!


http://www.aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf<o></o>

[tigerman8u]

That was a bit nasty jm1647

there goes that favor you asked for, just seen it fly right out the window

might be a bit nasty but very true

[tigerman8u]

The Ultimate in a Woman's Body Piercing - Not meant to offend any of the women here but here it is...It's attached if you don't wanna look don't click it

good one

[RazorBladeSlide]

Todays Joke

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, "This taste funny to you?"

[jill t]

good one

tiger tiger tiger I don't need to state the obvious about that pic do I?

[tigerman8u]

tiger tiger tiger I don't need to state the obvious about that pic do I?

IIRC one of your favorite icons is similar to that