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Why Did the Chicken cross the road?
SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information. The chicken did not
cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH. We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL. Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR. I agree with George.
HANS BLIX. We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the
road.
DR SEUSS. Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've
not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
TRICIA. Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming
story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON. Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE. It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX. It was an historic inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN. What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the
chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES Chicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your chequebook - and Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN. Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON. What is your definition of chicken?
Why Did the Chicken cross the road?
SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information. The chicken did not
cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH. We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL. Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR. I agree with George.
HANS BLIX. We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the
road.
DR SEUSS. Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've
not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
TRICIA. Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming
story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON. Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE. It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX. It was an historic inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN. What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the
chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES Chicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your chequebook - and Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN. Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON. What is your definition of chicken?
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Man, i needed a laugh, and thats a good one!
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