Quote Of The Day

[smkymntgrl]

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together!
-Jack Handey

[a2j3]

Hello All

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson
There is a light at the end of every tunnel....just pray it's not a train!.

[Kabuchan]

Duhhhh!

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress


"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

[BR7]

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

[sonic_emperor]

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson

apsolitely the best...
i also liked
after car breaking sound and a loud bump;
"you stupid horse ... this is a deer crossing!"

[BR7]

Never hate your enemies,it affects your judgment
Michael Corleone
The Godfather

[Aegmorgil]

Atrocity is recognized as such by victim and perpetrator alike, by all who learn about it at whatever remove. Atrocity has no excuses, no mitigating argument. Atrocity never balances or rectifies the past. Atrocity merely arms the future for more atrocity. It is self-perpetuating upon itself -- a barbarous form of incest. Whoever commits atrocity also commits those future atrocities thus bred.

[Aegmorgil]

Women: Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em.

(one of the thousand permutations of that gem)

[bill7621]

Where'd all these F'n indians come from?
Gen. George S. Custer at the Battle of Little Bighorn

[smkymntgrl]

Where'd all these F'n indians come from?
Gen. George S. Custer at the Battle of Little Bighorn

[Kabuchan]

I love the stupid famous people quotes...

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

"People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000."
-Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990

[smkymntgrl]

Success is not final, failure is not fatal; it is the courage to continue that counts.
-Sir Winston Churchill

[a2j3]

Hello All

"i have the answer in my head. i just havent found it yet"

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.

If everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane!

[smkymntgrl]

"Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig."

Be content with your lot; one cannot be first in everything.
-Aesop

[MikeyBK]

To all,

That's some insightful, some funny, and some insightfully funny sh*t, keep 'em
coming!!

Where'd all these F'n indians come from?
Gen. George S. Custer at the Battle of Little Bighorn

'Yo Momma!!!'
Chief Sitting Bull to General Custer at the Battle of Little Bighorn.