Do you wanna go see the Super Bowl?

[NightbladeXX]

I'll sell me soul on eBay for tickets


I'm starting to feel sorry for the poor Seahawks fans.

On Feb. 6th, the poor Seattle cops are going to be extremely busy picking up all the jumpers!

27-10, Steelers

[DVD_Killa]

look at this

soul, selling my soul for cash
Starting bid: US $10,000.00
slightly dented and used soul in good working condition for sale. will send certificate of soul to buyer.
no bids on the 10 grand one yet... BUT CHECK THIS ONE OUT....this ones funny HE ACTUALLY GOT A BID!!!


I'M SELLING MY SOUL!!!

Current bid: US $5.00

History: 1 bid (US $5.00 starting bid)

You are bidding on my soul. No joking, here it is. I'm in a bind for money, or else I would never do this. What more can I say? The winning bidder will receive a certificate that certifies that you are indeed the owner of Jeff Beam's soul. Happy bidding, and good luck!

On Jan-26-06 at 19:39:42 PST, seller added the following information:

People

I'M SELLING MY SOUL!!!

To help this baby sell, I'm throwing in a signed 8x10 photo of myself. It's real, I swear. Once in a lifetime opportunity, here.

check his pictures out heres link to the selling page... the pics are down a little lower ... ones of him LOL... the other is a certificate for his soul..lol.. http://cgi.ebay.com/IM-SELLING-MY-SO...QQcmdZViewItem

[DVD_Killa]

LMAO u gotta look at this one ill post link to page where the pics are... He assumes. that in "Pharoahic Times" You could actually capture your soul in a jar of some sorts..and his pics are of a jar with glowing green stuff in it ...LOL..


Item title: Selling my soul. Ectoplasm, Ghost, Supernatural

Current bid: US $10.50

History: 2 bids (US $0.01 starting bid)

Please read the entire description before bidding. Ask any questions before placing your bid, and I know there may be a lot of them.


In this auction, I'm selling my soul. That's right, the high bidder will get my soul and the title/deed to it. I will also advertise anything you wish on my car. I should explain a bit in depth how the whole process took place, and exactly why I'm doing this.

Upon much research, I've found from out from direct descendants of Egyptian Pharoahs that the soul was actually preserved in a way in which it could be taken up into the "heavens". We all know that the internal organs were taken out as part of the mummification process. They were in turn put into glass jars of various shapes...mainly that of sacred symbols and Gods/Goddesses. What's unknown to most is that the soul was also preserved in such a way. After rigorous meditation and chanting by priests, the soul was also cast into a jar and sealed. It is said and written that the Pharoahs were buried in pyramids so that their souls could reach the heavens through the tip, which was closest to the sky. The jar containing the soul was actually buried inside the very last stone of the pyramid. This ensured that the passage would most definately take place. No, you will not find this information in a text book...only a select few knew about it in ancient times, and only a select few know it to this day.

I have come across direct descendants that know of this practice, and have followed very timely meditation and ancient chants to preserve my soul. If any of you are ghost hunters or supernatural "enthusiasts", you will know quite well what ectoplasm is. It is a form of visual presence of a "spirit" such as the white ghost figure, gel type substances, etc. What you are bidding on is quite like a "gel ectoplasm". It is a yellowish transparent color and emits a bright eerie blue or green every so often. The Egyptians always used glass to preserve due to the fact that glass keeps items "fresh" longer. But in the case of the soul, the glass was used so that it could not escape. Once the jar is opened, the soul is free to do as it will. I used a dodecagonal jar, which was recommended to me as it stands for 12 different Gods. Let me point out that it is quite interesting that the soul, mind, and body are 3 completely different forces. I do not feel any different now that I'm "separated". The spirit lives on for eternity, as many of us know.

Some of you may be wondering why I'm doing this. I agree, I would ask the same. There are several things that I need to take care of soon and I can't do it on my own. I have come to realize that I will get absolutely nowhere without some type of degree. The job I'm currently occupied with doesn't pay as much as I need, so that I can put myself through some type of college and still have money for everyday expenses. For those that aren't aware, Washington state has the higest cost of living. Personally, I would have thought it would be New York or California...but nonetheless. I also want to buy a house, get married, and start a family. As above, I cannot afford all of these things on my salary.

You've heard a bit of the story, now for shipping costs. Shipping will free to anywhere in the world. Within the United States, it will be sent overnight via UPS or FedEx - your choice. Elsewhere, it will be sent as fast as it can be...if that's overnight, then you're in luck. If not, probably 2-3 days. Although shipping is free, there is a handling/effort charge. The auction has no reserve and starts at $0.01, and knowing many of the auctions these days, the ending price isn't enough to get me on my feet. As stated above, I'm doing this so that I can put myself through a college, put money down on a house, start a family, and cope with daily living expenses. By no means will this charge "fix" everything, but it will help greatly. The charge will be $400,000 USD for all the time and energy spent to bring this to you, as well as the research and creativity involved. Please bear in mind that you will receive the soul as well as the title/deed to it. At the end of the auction, the winning bidder must email me the name they want on the deed. I will also have custom decals made with your name, company's name, website, or any phrase that you wish, to display on my car....that's free advertisement, and it's a known fact that word of mouth is the best type of exposure. I prefer Paypal, but I will accept money orders and cashier's checks. No personal checks or cash. Please ask any and all questions before placing a bid. I will answer them within a few hours. Serious bidders only...DO NOT bid if you don't intend to pay. I reserve the right to cancel any bids.

So far we've had grilled cheese sandwiches with biblical figures on them, chicken breasts, M&M wrappers, etc...now you can own something that will top all of those items. Will this hit the news? Will you be in the limelight? Don't wait until it's too late.

Good luck and thank you for viewing this auction.


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On Jan-25-06 at 17:23:32 PST, seller added the following information:

***I got a question from a user and forgot to post it in the question section. I am pasting it below, along with my reply following:


Another question, I did consult a dictionary and it did not have pharoah in it, however, overlooking that, if you preserved your soul as you say, why can you be alive when others of your lineage, if indeed you do descend from Pharaohs, had died before their souls could be preserved. Understand, I am completely open to the supernatural, however the fact that you have decided to not only sell your soul on ebay, but also offer free advertising on your car makes this all seem a little off. How is a buyer assured that they are receiving an actual soul, and not a jar filled with glow in the dark silly putty and a peice of paper claiming it is a soul?




Sorry that you did not find it spelled that way. If indeed I did spell it wrong, I apologize. I do believe it is spelled both ways though. Moving on, the soul, mind, and body are three completely different forces. The spirit will live on forever, as proven many times. Contact through mediums, or visual proof throughout the entire world. That being said, anybody could die, but their soul would live on. Yes, all three (mind, body, spirit) are forces, but they do not actually interact with eachother to create life. Have you heard of an out-of-body experience? The individual is still alive, but they are also separated from themself. This is along the same lines as that. You do not become immortal, you do not gain any powers, or any of the other crazy said things out there. It is a mere separation. Also, yes I did offer free advertising. I know there are auctions that are for tattooing and advertising and I added that to draw people in. It is a popular subject, so why not two for the price of one? The only way I can assure you that it is genuine is by what I say. There will be people that are skeptical and there will be people that will believe. Nothing I say will change the mind of a skeptic, nothing I say will make one believe. Supernatural phenomenon is all around us...everywhere we go. You just have to ask yourself 'is what I saw real?' You say you are open to the supernatural, what proof are you looking for? All you have are my words. I hope this answers your question. Thanks for your interest, please don't hesitate to ask more questions if they arise.


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On Jan-26-06 at 14:45:56 PST, seller added the following information:

***I just want to make it clear to please read the entire description before bidding. If you do not agree to any terms, please do not bid. As stated above, shipping is free but there is a handling/effort charge that will be added on at the end of the auction, which amounts to $400,000 USD. Therefore, serious bidders only please. If I feel that you are a "deadbeat" bidder, I will cancel your bid. I just want to make that clear for everyone looking at this auction. Please ask any and all questions before bidding, if you have any. Thank you, and good luck.


Sorry its so long but looks like hes poor or something and needs money or hes real desperate hers link http://cgi.ebay.com/Selling-my-soul-...QQcmdZViewItem

[DVD_Killa]

Whats so funny he wants 400,000 Dollars as a CHARGE...lol and they bidded...they must be rich...As stated above, shipping is free but there is a handling/effort charge that will be added on at the end of the auction, which amounts to $400,000 USD.

[NightbladeXX]

I just sent the first kid (not the pharoah freak) an email asking him: Sir, If I am lucky enough to win this auction, how long could I expect to receive your soul, and I for any reason I am not happy with your soul can I return for a refund?

[DVD_Killa]

LOL ..... Bet He'd say no and keep the money... lmao.. desperate people that need money bad...

[drfsupercenter]

LOL that guy charged shipping on that little certificate