What is your favorite Movie Quote ?

[burcs]

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken! - Tyler Durden

Jules: I ain't eatin' nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: What about a dog? A dog eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog, either.

The liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perceptions! I reject the basic assumption of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions! - Tyler Durden

Avi: Ok Tony, open him up.
Tony: It's not a tin of baked beans Avi, what do you mean open him up?!
Avi: You know what I mean.
Tony: Well that's a bit strong, innit?

Marla...she's like a scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you only stopped tonguing it...but you can't. - Jack

[BR7]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
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Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.

[photo_angel2004]

What is the name of this movie PA

Big Daddy

[DiscoInferno]

Some good Snatch and Lock Stock quotes there, i forgot how funny those films can be.
"whats a gun doing down your trousers?"
"Its protection"
"protection from who, ze germans?"

"nobody brings a fella the size of you unless theyre trying to say something without talking"

[BR7]

@PA
Thanks It was one of them movies I know I had seen but couldn't think of
@Disco
Those are good ones I hope Guy Ritchie makes more in the near future

[soup]

ClusterF__K Heartbreak Ridge.

[BR7]

Jackie Brown
Ordell Robbie: I got this young nineteen year old country girl named Sheronda. I found her on a bus stop two days outta Georgia, barefoot, country as a chicken coop. I took her to my place in Compton, told her it was Hollywood.
Louis: She believed you?
Ordell Robbie: Hell yeah! To her dumb country ass, Compton is Hollywood; closest she's ever been anyway.

[photo_angel2004]

Ice age

Sid: For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me.
Diego: I don't eat junk food.

[BR7]

Saving Private Ryan
Captain Miller: I don't gripe to you. I don't gripe in front of you. You should know that.
Private Reiben: Sorry, sir, but let's say you weren't a Captain, or maybe I was a Major. What would you say then?
Captain Miller: In that case, I'd say this is an excellent mission, sir, with an extremely valuable objective, sir. Worthy of my best efforts, sir. Moreover, I feel heartfelt sorrow for the mother of Private James Ryan and am willing to lay down the lives of me and my men - -especially you, Reiben - -to ease her suffering.

[BR7]

Scott Evil: It's no hassle...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: All I'm say...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: There gonna get a...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm just...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: Would...
Dr. Evil: Sh!... Knock-knock.
Scott Evil: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But...
Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.
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Dr. Evil: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my underground Lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins, and yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people DIE!

[burcs]

Tony: I will do you a favor, Mullet. I'll not bash the living f*@$ out of ya in front of your girlfriends.

You get me in a vendetta kind of mood you will tell the angels in Heaven you never saw evil so singularly personnified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. - Vincent Coccotti

You want free speech? Let's see you defend a man whose words make your blood boil, who's standing center stage advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. - Andrew Shephard

[photo_angel2004]

I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.




***You don't get to tell me what to do ever again.


American Beauty

[BR7]

The Sandlot
Ham Porter: Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more?
Smalls: I haven't had anything.
Ham Porter: No, do you wanna s'more!
Smalls: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?
Ham Porter: You're killing me Smalls!
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Phillips: It's easy when you play with rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez.
Benny: Shut your mouth, Phillips!
Ham Porter: What'd you say, crap face?
Phillips: You shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game.
Ham Porter: Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.
Ham Porter: Watch it, jerk!
Phillips: Shut up, idiot!
Ham Porter: Moron!
Phillips: Scab eater!
Ham Porter: Butt sniffer!
Phillips: Pus licker!
Ham Porter: Fart smeller!
Bertram: [sniffs] Ahh.
Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!
Ham Porter: You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!
Ham Porter: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!
[entire group stands in shocked silence]
Phillips: What did you say?
Ham Porter: You heard me.
Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
Ham Porter: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!
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Ham Porter: [the kids are being chased away from the pool by the lifeguards after Squints kisses Wendy] Oh, here's your glasses. Did you plan that?
Squints: [puts on his glasses] Of course I did. been planning it for years.

[soup]

I have always liked this one.

You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express now & take his advice. On a dark & stormy night, when the lightning's crashing & the thunder's rolling & the rain's coming down in sheets as thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes & the poison arrows fall from the sky & the pillars of heaven shake. Yeah Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye & he says, just give me your best shot pal, I can take it.

Why sit on the sidelines, get in the game & register.

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[Kabuchan]

Rockhound to Harry before they take off in the shuttle/rocket...


Rockhound: Hey Harry, you know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has two hundred thousand moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good doesn't