Quote Of The Day

[a2j3]

I thought this would b a neat thread 4 quotes. Make up ur own or find one on the web. Let's c how much fun we can have with this. I found this one on the web and thought it funny.

When I die

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.
Not screaming and yelling in fear, like all of the passengers in his car

[Kabuchan]

I thought this would b a neat thread 4 quotes. Make up ur own or find one on the web. Let's c how much fun we can have with this. I found this one on the web and thought it funny.

When I die

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.
Not screaming and yelling in fear, like all of the passengers in his car

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them." (Steve Martin)

[katzdvd]

LOL a2j3!

That is sooooo funny!!!



"If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is"

[locoeng]

This is a good one that gets passed around where I work alot...

"You are so sorry that I'd trade you for a dog and shoot the dog."

[yardly]

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.
Not screaming and yelling in fear, like all of the passengers in his car

"I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?"

[BR7]

Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town

[LT. Columbo]

man who walks sideways through airport door is going to bangkok

[BR7]

@ LT

A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability

[locoeng]

man who walks sideways through airport door is going to bangkok

LMAO LT....I've always loved that one.

"Man who run in front of car will get tired"

[vw56german]

I can see we have opened a very bad door.


"Man with Hotrod, find he burn rubber."

"Man who sit on side of hill, find he not on level."

[paglamon]

Blessed is he who sits on a pin,for,he shall rise again.

[Kabuchan]

Blessed is he who sits on a pin,for,he shall rise again.

LMAO! These are all great!

[a2j3]

Hello All

Wow those were all great. I c we r going 2 have lots of fun with this.

Old football players never die, they just go to the endzone

[Kabuchan]

Man who scratch a$$ should not bite fingernails.

[photo_angel2004]

God may have given you your face but he will let you pick your nose.