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KNOWLEDGE:__ Really knows what he's doing.
__ Knows just enough to be dangerous.
__ Only half a brain and is dangerous.
__ His coffee cup has a higher I.Q.
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ACCURACY: __ Does excellent work is not preoccupied.
__ Pretty good accuracy with large numbers.
__ Must take off shoes to count above ten.
__ What's a number?
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ATTITUDE: __ Extremely co-operative.
__ Brown noser in good standing.
__ Often annoys co-workers and fights.
__ Doesn't care, never did, never will.
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RELIABILE:__ Works so hard he gets extra days off.
__ Very dependable.
__ Rely on his being first one out the door.
__ Absolutely totally worthless.
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APPEARANCE: __ Extremely neat and clean.
__ Looks great on his day off.
__ Flies take him over fresh manure.
__ Dirt, filthy, smelly, and ugly.
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PERFORMANCE: __ Works hard if money is involved.
__ Does great work--at evaluation time.
__ Works well after ten cups of coffee.
__ Couldn't do less if he were in a coma.
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LEADERSHIP: __ Carries chainsaw and gets good results.
__ Macho attitude. Commands total disgust.
__ One time some listened to him whine.
__ Unable to lead even the most ignorant.
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I understand that I have been counseled and understand
my rights under the privacy act of 1974. I further
acknowledge that I am as stupid as a football bat,
and I will make some attempt to correct my deficiencies.
Ur not going 2 believe this, but my dog just ate my chapstick. Im serious she chose it over IAMS dog food.
Hard to believe you are feeding your dog that high priced food and it still gets chapped lips.
My dogs get puppy chow and never need chapstick.. must be the mothers milk in it..LOL
@volfann.Chapped lips. LMAO. I could not believe she did that. She is a 9 month old boston terrier named sassy. I took what was left from her and she went over and ate her dog food. She's snoozing now with absolutely no chapped lips. hehehehe.
So, there's this blonde driving in her car. She sees another blonde rowing in a rowboat on top of a cornfield. She thinks to herself 'wow, this woman is really stupid. She gives us blondes a bad name!'
So she rolls down her window and shouts "hey, you're giving us blondes a bad name! If I could swim I would come out there and kick your butt!"
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