The Funny Phrase Thread

[katzdvd]

In a surprise announcement today, Microsoft President Steve Ballmer revealed that the Redmond-based company will allow computer resellers and end-users to customize the appearance of the Blue Screen of Death (BSOD), the screen that displays when the Windows operating system crashes.


"This just goes to show that Microsoft continues to innovate at a much faster pace than open source. I have yet to see any evidence that Linux even has a BSOD, let alone a customizable one."

[alamo55]

When someone is telling you a tale of woe use the following:


If you are looking for "Sympathy" you will find it in the dictionary between "****" & "Syphilis"