Don't Mess with MOM

**doctorhardware** · 2 Mar 2007, 03:00 PM

My parents left me alone. I did what I wanted when I wanted and how I wanted. I ate dough nuts for dinner, I wish I had parents that had the time and would try to help me with my home work. I worked very hard but had a mediocre grade average. You have life by the tail, run with it. The moral of the story is always try to do your best in every thing you do in life, at least you can be proud that you did your best. It is never good to take the easy way out.

**Derree** · 3 Mar 2007, 05:46 AM

Originally Posted by jm1647

We oughta try and help drf see the light sooner than we did

While that works in theory, in real life it never works. A young person has to discover for him or herself the truth.

**jm1647** · 3 Mar 2007, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by Derree

While that works in theory, in real life it never works. A young person has to discover for him or herself the truth.

It don't hurt to try and nudge him along. I was lucky enuff to have my Mom live longer than some friends Moms but less than a buncha people I know. Then it really hits home.

**drfsupercenter** · 3 Mar 2007, 09:08 AM

What truth? Like that we all live in a world run by computers? Wait, no that's the Matrix my bad

**Derree** · 6 Mar 2007, 04:28 AM

Originally Posted by drfsupercenter

What truth? Like that we all live in a world run by computers? Wait, no that's the Matrix my bad

That may be truer then you think but the real truth we are talking about is that your parents are alot smarter then you think they are...they may not be able to burn a cd etc but tell me..how long do you think you can take over the household finances? you know paying the bills on time, the mortgage things like that..

**drfsupercenter** · 7 Mar 2007, 05:40 AM

Yeah but it's not like I am using that much of the bills, LOL

Heck, I don't use those 2 kilowatt hairdryers my mom and sisters use, all I run is a computer and a stereo

**jm1647** · 7 Mar 2007, 10:20 AM

All this sounds like it would make a few good episodes on SuperNanny

**Gary D** · 7 Mar 2007, 10:30 AM

Having children is natures best revenge!!

**jm1647** · 7 Mar 2007, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Gary D

Having children is natures best revenge!!

Yup and drf better watch out for paybacks

**drfsupercenter** · 7 Mar 2007, 10:38 PM

I thought they abolished slavery?

**Derree** · 10 Mar 2007, 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by drfsupercenter

I thought they abolished slavery?

Nah children are natures slaves..until you turn 18..and even then it might not stop..

**prettybasesg** · 10 Mar 2007, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by drfsupercenter

Oh really? How come she still doesn't know how to burn a CD or use MS Word? I've showed her like 20 times...

at you Mr. drfsupercenter

**photo_angel2004** · 31 May 2007, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by doctorhardware

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The Child's Comments and Thoughts

My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.

"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'

It says I need not clean my room,
Don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
Or speak, or what to wear.

I have freedom from religion,
And regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
And I sure don't have to pray.

I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
Get tattoos from head to toe.

And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind.

Don't you ever touch me,
My body's only for my use,
Not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.

Don't preach about your morals,
Like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!

Mom, I have these children's rights,
So you can't influence me,
Or I'll call Children's Services Division,
Better known as C.S.D."

Mom's Reply and Thoughts

Of course my first instinct was
To toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
Made me think a little more.

I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.

Next day I took him shopping
At the local Goodwill Store..
I told him, "Pick out all you want,
there's shirts & pants galore.

I've called and checked with C.S.D.
Who said they didn't care
If I bought you K-Mart shoes
Instead of those Nike Airs.

I've canceled that appointment
To take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. Is unconcerned
So I'll decide what's best"

I said "No time to stop and eat,
Or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
To make your own sack lunch.

Just save the raging appetite,
And wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
A favorite dish of mine."

He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
To watch on my VCR?"
"Sorry, but I sold your TV,
For new tires on my car.

I also rented out your room,
You'll take the couch instead.
The C.S.D. Requires
Just a roof over your head.

Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
Will buy me something neat.

I'm selling off your jet ski,
Dirt-bike & roller blades.
Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
It's in effect today!

Hey hot shot, are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
Instead of C.S.D..?"

Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised teenagers,
Or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents someday
OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH ..I love this One!!!
From a MOM
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OMG that is GREAT!!!!! I am printing it out for my son! LMAO!

**doctorhardware** · 31 May 2007, 10:16 AM

A friend that I have, she sent this to me for my son to read and maybe realize how really good he has it.

**photo_angel2004** · 31 May 2007, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by doctorhardware

A friend that I have, she sent this to me for my son to read and maybe realize how really good he has it.

Thanks again for the laugh.

The last time my son threw a fit over what I made for dinner I went on strike!
Made him fend for himself for a month I cooked nothing for him for one entire month. When he asked me how to cook things I told him looking in the cook books and learn!

He never complained about what was for dinner again and he even learned to cook so things. LOL