Thought I'd share a little rant I wrote with all of you.
Source: http://adamrulz.com/beef/
Source: http://adamrulz.com/beef/
My Beef for the month of October 2002 is ...
DivX
God damn I hate that DivX crap which I'll refer to from now on by the less retarded name "Div-X" because let's face it having a smiley in your name is even more retarded than having an uppercase second letter... yeah.
So without even considering the fact that the codec totally sucks ass they stole the name. I mean sure the real DivX, which was this thing so you could rent these DVD style discs and they'd destroy themselves or whatever, is dead but that's no excuse. I mean the guys who came up with the name didn't accidentally take the same name. They did it on purpose as a rip to the real DivX. I mean we can all agree Esperanto was a failed language but that doesn't mean that it would be a good idea to make up my own new super haXor language that is better than any language ever and call it "Esperanto " as a witty rip of the original guys with a good idea that didn't take off.
When I first heard about Div-X I thought it sounded so totally cool. I mean they say, with total confidence, that they can fit a whole movie on a single CD and have it be completely indistinguishable to the human eye from a DVD. I mean wow. That's a hell of a blow for the movie industry if you can just get a perfect quality movie on a single CD. Wow! This sure would be a problem if there were any semblance of truth to this statement that is completely untrue yet they continue to make.
Bottom line is Div-X looks like crap. It's ugly. To DVD is just ridiculous. In all my days I've only once seen one Div-X movie that I would say is comparable to DVD. I would never ever make any wild claim like saying it was as good as DVD but it looked nice enough. This single movie (Lord of the Rings) was split up onto 3 different 700 Mb CDs. That's a little bigger than a movie on one CD if you ask me... or a first grader for that matter. So sure at high bit rates this thing can look decent. You know what else works well at crazy high bit rates like that? MPEG-2. MPEG-2 is what's actually used in DVDs. In DVDs a resolution of 720x480 is used**. SVCD is also MPEG-2, has a resolution of 480x480 and uses a much lower bit rate than DVD. It can hold 35-60 minutes on a disc and looks very nice. I would compare this to DVD as it looks much better than anything I've ever seen with Div-X.
At lower bitrates and lower resolutions Div-X especially looks like crap. I mean why exactly are people wasting their time using 320x240 resolutions on their Div-X when they can just make some MPEG-1 VCDs which use 352x240 resolution? They look way better and are pretty small. 74 minutes to a CD isn't too shabby. So yeah you can go and make this really shitty Div-X stuff that's a third the bit rate of a VCD and is totally unwatchably bad if you're masochistic! I mean you have to be really hard up to watch something of such sub par quality... yet here we are. Damn that sucks.
My big beef has to be the compatibility issues though. I mean you go and you download a nice MPEG and you just double click it and you're good to go. I mean they've had VCD as a standard in Asia for a good dozen years. It's a real professional codec that people with real jobs actually use. You want to watch some VCDs on your DVD player? Many support VCDs. Some even support SVCDs. They don't support Div-X. The mere concept of such a thing is laughable. I mean how can you expect to have a Div-X player that's up to date when you're always downloading the new codec to play that shit on your computer? Hot damn... what shitty compatibility problems. I mean there's a DC Div-X player for the Dreamcast. Doesn't work. I mean I'm sure if you encode it right it'll work but I tried it with a bunch of Div-X videos I had. Some as old as 3.1.1 with 320x240 resolution and some really new stuff too. Never worked. I mean it's bad enough that Div-X isn't well supported but within Div-X itself there are compatibility issues. The MPEG player I got on the other hand worked like a charm.
I think I should mention that I've spent a good deal of time experimenting with various video codecs to try to get a nice result and that's what has led to believe (know) that Div-X is ugly. I was simply unable to get a good quality lower bit rate encode of stuff so I ended up going with VCD format. I thought for a while that maybe I was doing something wrong even after following a bunch of retarded guides and stuff. I thought for a minute and realized I'd never seen a decent quality small Div-X video. So maybe it's everyone who's wrong? Or maybe it's the asstastic codec.
Way back in the day when I first got some Div-X clips I didn't get how I wasn't able to play them. I mean what's the deal with people sharing video clips that aren't playable? Whatever so I go and grab the Div-X codec and install it according to the instructions and it didn't work. Of course this was a while ago so it was much more haXor and less easy to install back then. So I later finally did get the first version installed (on a different computer) and then... new Div-X 4 is out! Ah **** okay so I go to get the new codecs 'cause I wanted to see this Anime I downloaded and... big ****ing surprise it didn't work! So yeah like 3 months later I guess they had a new build or something and I got that shit to work again and then just yesterday I get some DivX 5 crap (they lost the ) and of course I have to redownload and reinstall. Hot ****. At least it worked first try. Have to get a special Div-X player now too! Div-X 5 won't play on my windows media player anymore. Why are we still calling it a codec exactly? Whatever. No don't ****ing tell me 'cause I know what a ****ing codec is.
So why do people insist on using this shitty shitty codec? Well it's simple. Everyone wants to be a 7331 haXor (elite hacker). Div-X is (was) originally this total haXor tool. It's this big fight the power thing. It promised to be able to completely revolutionize the piracy industry by making files so small and so high quality that ... bla bla. So why do people still use MPEG? Oh yeah that's right 'cause it's better and it's well supported. 'cause there's really no significant size difference if you want a nice picture and there certainly isn't a better picture. Anyway as I was saying everyone loves the idea of this codec by haXorZ for haXorZ which is totally fight the power. I hate Microsoft! I love LINUX! I love using Div-X! You know what's lame? If you're doing things just because they're the polar opposite of what you consider to be "too popular" then you're being just as influenced by them being popular as the 12 year olds who like N*SYNC and shit.
So yeah it was nice in the day when there's all these proprietary codecs that you need to pay big money to use like real media and quick time and shit. I mean Real sucks and everything about them sucks. Quick time sucks but at least their videos look good and professional. Div-X's big thing is that it's free and open source and 7331 haXor preferred... but now there's a pay version. What? Yeah that's right! In the tradition of George Carlin selling out and doing long distance commercials Div-X now has a pay version. Not just that! There's also a free "Pro" version packed full of spyware! Of course they sugar coat it so it doesn't sound like spyware but whatever. Anyway so you want a full version of Div-X 5.x "Pro" and you want to make nice encodes and stuff? Sure. 30$.
So why the hell are people still using this shit? I mean they're no better than anyone else. I mean I understand that things don't cost nothing and all that but you don't go and start something for the sole purpose of it being free and fighting the power of the oppressive proprietary codecs and then go and slap a 30$ price tag on it. Does the word hypocrisy mean anything anymore?
So go out and get your God forsaken Div-X players. Oh yeah let's all encode in Div-X so that people who appreciate good quality video like aDam have to either scour for something decent or settle for something ugly. I leave with a quote from the new Div-X player. It told me this as I closed it last night:
Divx player 2 - "This program can performed and illegal operation and will be shut down. If the problem persists, contact the program vendor."
At least they're giving us professional software
DivX
God damn I hate that DivX crap which I'll refer to from now on by the less retarded name "Div-X" because let's face it having a smiley in your name is even more retarded than having an uppercase second letter... yeah.
So without even considering the fact that the codec totally sucks ass they stole the name. I mean sure the real DivX, which was this thing so you could rent these DVD style discs and they'd destroy themselves or whatever, is dead but that's no excuse. I mean the guys who came up with the name didn't accidentally take the same name. They did it on purpose as a rip to the real DivX. I mean we can all agree Esperanto was a failed language but that doesn't mean that it would be a good idea to make up my own new super haXor language that is better than any language ever and call it "Esperanto " as a witty rip of the original guys with a good idea that didn't take off.
When I first heard about Div-X I thought it sounded so totally cool. I mean they say, with total confidence, that they can fit a whole movie on a single CD and have it be completely indistinguishable to the human eye from a DVD. I mean wow. That's a hell of a blow for the movie industry if you can just get a perfect quality movie on a single CD. Wow! This sure would be a problem if there were any semblance of truth to this statement that is completely untrue yet they continue to make.
Bottom line is Div-X looks like crap. It's ugly. To DVD is just ridiculous. In all my days I've only once seen one Div-X movie that I would say is comparable to DVD. I would never ever make any wild claim like saying it was as good as DVD but it looked nice enough. This single movie (Lord of the Rings) was split up onto 3 different 700 Mb CDs. That's a little bigger than a movie on one CD if you ask me... or a first grader for that matter. So sure at high bit rates this thing can look decent. You know what else works well at crazy high bit rates like that? MPEG-2. MPEG-2 is what's actually used in DVDs. In DVDs a resolution of 720x480 is used**. SVCD is also MPEG-2, has a resolution of 480x480 and uses a much lower bit rate than DVD. It can hold 35-60 minutes on a disc and looks very nice. I would compare this to DVD as it looks much better than anything I've ever seen with Div-X.
At lower bitrates and lower resolutions Div-X especially looks like crap. I mean why exactly are people wasting their time using 320x240 resolutions on their Div-X when they can just make some MPEG-1 VCDs which use 352x240 resolution? They look way better and are pretty small. 74 minutes to a CD isn't too shabby. So yeah you can go and make this really shitty Div-X stuff that's a third the bit rate of a VCD and is totally unwatchably bad if you're masochistic! I mean you have to be really hard up to watch something of such sub par quality... yet here we are. Damn that sucks.
My big beef has to be the compatibility issues though. I mean you go and you download a nice MPEG and you just double click it and you're good to go. I mean they've had VCD as a standard in Asia for a good dozen years. It's a real professional codec that people with real jobs actually use. You want to watch some VCDs on your DVD player? Many support VCDs. Some even support SVCDs. They don't support Div-X. The mere concept of such a thing is laughable. I mean how can you expect to have a Div-X player that's up to date when you're always downloading the new codec to play that shit on your computer? Hot damn... what shitty compatibility problems. I mean there's a DC Div-X player for the Dreamcast. Doesn't work. I mean I'm sure if you encode it right it'll work but I tried it with a bunch of Div-X videos I had. Some as old as 3.1.1 with 320x240 resolution and some really new stuff too. Never worked. I mean it's bad enough that Div-X isn't well supported but within Div-X itself there are compatibility issues. The MPEG player I got on the other hand worked like a charm.
I think I should mention that I've spent a good deal of time experimenting with various video codecs to try to get a nice result and that's what has led to believe (know) that Div-X is ugly. I was simply unable to get a good quality lower bit rate encode of stuff so I ended up going with VCD format. I thought for a while that maybe I was doing something wrong even after following a bunch of retarded guides and stuff. I thought for a minute and realized I'd never seen a decent quality small Div-X video. So maybe it's everyone who's wrong? Or maybe it's the asstastic codec.
Way back in the day when I first got some Div-X clips I didn't get how I wasn't able to play them. I mean what's the deal with people sharing video clips that aren't playable? Whatever so I go and grab the Div-X codec and install it according to the instructions and it didn't work. Of course this was a while ago so it was much more haXor and less easy to install back then. So I later finally did get the first version installed (on a different computer) and then... new Div-X 4 is out! Ah **** okay so I go to get the new codecs 'cause I wanted to see this Anime I downloaded and... big ****ing surprise it didn't work! So yeah like 3 months later I guess they had a new build or something and I got that shit to work again and then just yesterday I get some DivX 5 crap (they lost the ) and of course I have to redownload and reinstall. Hot ****. At least it worked first try. Have to get a special Div-X player now too! Div-X 5 won't play on my windows media player anymore. Why are we still calling it a codec exactly? Whatever. No don't ****ing tell me 'cause I know what a ****ing codec is.
So why do people insist on using this shitty shitty codec? Well it's simple. Everyone wants to be a 7331 haXor (elite hacker). Div-X is (was) originally this total haXor tool. It's this big fight the power thing. It promised to be able to completely revolutionize the piracy industry by making files so small and so high quality that ... bla bla. So why do people still use MPEG? Oh yeah that's right 'cause it's better and it's well supported. 'cause there's really no significant size difference if you want a nice picture and there certainly isn't a better picture. Anyway as I was saying everyone loves the idea of this codec by haXorZ for haXorZ which is totally fight the power. I hate Microsoft! I love LINUX! I love using Div-X! You know what's lame? If you're doing things just because they're the polar opposite of what you consider to be "too popular" then you're being just as influenced by them being popular as the 12 year olds who like N*SYNC and shit.
So yeah it was nice in the day when there's all these proprietary codecs that you need to pay big money to use like real media and quick time and shit. I mean Real sucks and everything about them sucks. Quick time sucks but at least their videos look good and professional. Div-X's big thing is that it's free and open source and 7331 haXor preferred... but now there's a pay version. What? Yeah that's right! In the tradition of George Carlin selling out and doing long distance commercials Div-X now has a pay version. Not just that! There's also a free "Pro" version packed full of spyware! Of course they sugar coat it so it doesn't sound like spyware but whatever. Anyway so you want a full version of Div-X 5.x "Pro" and you want to make nice encodes and stuff? Sure. 30$.
So why the hell are people still using this shit? I mean they're no better than anyone else. I mean I understand that things don't cost nothing and all that but you don't go and start something for the sole purpose of it being free and fighting the power of the oppressive proprietary codecs and then go and slap a 30$ price tag on it. Does the word hypocrisy mean anything anymore?
So go out and get your God forsaken Div-X players. Oh yeah let's all encode in Div-X so that people who appreciate good quality video like aDam have to either scour for something decent or settle for something ugly. I leave with a quote from the new Div-X player. It told me this as I closed it last night:
Divx player 2 - "This program can performed and illegal operation and will be shut down. If the problem persists, contact the program vendor."
At least they're giving us professional software
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