The Worst Movie This Year

[hacker_on_fire]

"Have you seen the new Arkansas commemorative quarter?"

while we are on the subject of Arkansas:

ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION
Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (_) Billy-Jefferson (Check appropriate box)

Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation: (_)Farmer (_)Mechanic (_)Hair Dresser (_)Unemployed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle(_) Cousin
(_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter (_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___ Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________ Father's Name:
_______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still
crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back
yard ___
Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ bedroom ____
bathroom ____ kitchen ____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: ___________194_

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_)The National Enquirer (_)The
Globe
(_)TV Guide (_)Soap Opera Digest

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen
Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe: (_)Weekly (_)Monthly (_)Not Applicable Color of
teeth: (_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown (_)Black (_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road? (_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don't
know

[MPS]

Man thats a lot of replies

havent read the forum in a while, so i had to 'catch up'

@those_funny_gifs:

ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION

hahahaha, man, that's some questionnaire they got the spouse section rules

[Oriphus]

I love the questionaire - very funny!!!

[rsquirell]

Don't want my European friends to think we're gonna give them the brush off for opposing us at the UN. The world's in the very best of hands. Don't worry, be happy.

[MPS]

yeah rsq. it's always those damn cleaners that endanger the world peace

[rsquirell]

Well, I did get a bit concerned about the subject when Bill attacked Serbia and invaded Kosovo after the impeachment. It appeared the sole purpose was to piss the Russian people off just prior to Y2K...did you notice everyone's early warning satellites went out? I have some slightly used nuclear survival gear, if anyone's interested.

[MPS]

wanna know why was bush elected a pres? check this out:

[MPS]

i aint interested in the gear. i believe in peas

[rsquirell]

Me too. For the big picture, I think the world is pretty safe until we elect our next communist for a president. But, of course, if we're attacked...

[rsquirell]

Oops...had to resize the GIF

[MPS]

the infidel goes kaboom

[MPS]

oh yea, and remember one thing - never misunderestimate the Bush

[Oriphus]

how can you misunderestimate someone?? Is it not underestimate and over estimate and just estimate?? I could of course be very wrong

[rsquirell]

GW loves it when the left underestimates him.While they're thinking he's stupid and uneducated they aren't prepared for what's coming next. Enough said.

[MPS]

some more quotes from the bush (i like to call him the bush, cause "me likes everything that gives foliage to the punani area" :

"They misunderestimated me."
"It's not the way America is all about."
"The dignified statesman."
"W stands for win."
"I was raised in the west. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington DC is close to California."
"It's clearly a budget; it's got a lot of numbers in it."
"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighbourhoods."
Asked to name the leader of Pakistan (gen. Pervez Musharraf): "General... he is a general."
"The United States are prepared to go it alone."
"... in the event that Iraq is found to be in material breach of the resolution."
"I want to thank the... people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves."
"This issue doesn't seem to resignate with the people."
"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy."
"This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases."