a touch of humor

[blutach]

Oh dear.

Regards

[Experi-Mentor]

i thought that joke added some spark - a shocker - had a real zap to it - a real buzz - electrifying - energizer - makes the hair stand - gave a big surge -

[sfheath]

Any more bad puns Mentor and we'll have to charge you!

OK, here's one of Mentor's Italians from many posts back:

One day I go abroad to a bigga hotel. Inna morning I go down to eata breakfast. I tella waitress I wan two pissas toast. She brings only one piss. I tella I wan two piss. She say go toilet. I say no understand, I wan two piss on ma plate. She say you betta no pissa onna plate you dirty sonna bitch. I donna even know lady and she call me sonna bitch.
Later I go to cafe. The waitress brings me knife but no fock. I tella I wan fock. She say everyone wan fock. I say you no understand, I wanna fock on table. She say you betta no fock on table you dirty sonna bitch. I fed up so I go back to hotel to sleep.
At hotel I find no sh*ts on bed. I call manager and tella him I wanna sh*t on bed. He say you betta no sh*t on bed you dirty sonna bitch. I go to reception and man say 'Pease on you' I say piss on you too farter of bitch. I gonna back to Italy pronto.

[Experi-Mentor]

Any more bad puns Mentor and we'll have to charge you!

will i get a real "kick" out of it ? (lol) may you hava "pissafull" life

[Alien Bay]

Top 10 Worst Album Covers

[Experi-Mentor]

thanks for the memories alien bay
really thought i'd seen enough of those lp pics growing up in the 60's (lmao). some actually look like they're from my dad's collection (lol) - dad did have poor taste (thank god his taste's changed )

[Alien Bay]

It's pretty accurate

Take the test

[Experi-Mentor]

lol - yep ! passed it with flying colours

[Experi-Mentor]

a guy walks into a bar, & says "ouch" (think about it)

[Experi-Mentor]

2 working girls, each walking down the street with a potential client beside them, & as they walk past each other, 1 working girl says to the other "how's it going lucy ?" & keeps on walking. the other working girl turns & replies "ahh shut the hell-up. you're not so "tight" yourself"

[blutach]

a guy walks into a bar, & says "ouch" (think about it)

We didn't have to. It was awful, Mentor!

Regards

[DiscoInferno]

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have
this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too
much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter
of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in
your office. You didn't know I was farting because they
didn't smell and are silent.

The Doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to
see me next week."

The next week the lady goes back, "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts...
although still silent, stink terribly."

"Good," the doctor said, "now that we've cleared up your
sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

[blutach]

@Disco

[tigerman8u]

good one disco

[Experi-Mentor]

It was awful, Mentor!

devastated mate ?