What is your most hated film of 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011/2012/2013?

[LT. Columbo]

Yeah, but don't you LOVE a movie with a HAPPY ending!??? heh

endings like those i love, yes

[JakeBlues]

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This year(s) so far.... our Crappy Movie Nominess are.....

Slither ( The lamest horror picture since attack of the killer tomatoes, but tomatoes I can laugh at the stupity)
Wicker Man (Pity I like Nic Cage, he'd ask the girl a question and get the dumbest answers, god what crap)
Snakes on a plane (Samuel L. Jackson should know better, good thing my copy came with a sickness bag)
John Tucker Must Die (just plain dumb after this movie he should die)
Nacho Libre (dang and I love Jack Black, let down and just dumb)
The breakup (gags, a break up of your common senses just to watch it)
Step Up & Take the lead (Gaaaaaaaaaay!)
Employee of the Month (Jessica's easy on the eyes but HARD on the stomach..barfff)[/I]
Bloodrayne (Ghandi, Ben Kingsley in THIS crap, I'd fast also just to protest the injustice of this film)
Big Momma's House 2 (Big momma just collect your check and fade away)
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING (I wanted to CUT MY OWN HEAD OFF after this rip off, of another rip off .. of the other rip off.. of the another rip off of the orginal)
LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR (The surgon general has warned that viewing THIS movie can be hazardous to your heath... or your pets... or plants...and may cause birth defects in unborn babys) or Inbreeding.
The Pink Panther: (Ohh My GOD, The wild and crazy guy in the most unrequested and warrented remake of all times!? TSK TSK TSK Steve what the hell were u thinking?)
POSEIDON: ( remake of Poseidon Adventure that's remakeing of the titantic, remaking the remake of of the remake of..some crap, heh)
Edison Force: (What happens when you take 2 Academy Award winner the likes of Kevin Spacey and Morgan Freeman and put them with 2 Music Mogals like LL Cool J and Justin Timberlake..not much)
Bruce Bigalow: European Gigolo (where is that Susan Powter chic "STOP THE MADNESS!")
BANDIDAS: (Now I see this DVD cover and we have Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz, two hot latina chicks one with a leather Boustia , and the other a black tank top and a red bra strap hanging out. Both with weapons in hand.. knives and guns, tight jeans, really bad girl fantasy material, getting the picture??... the STORY LINE WAS SO BAD I became really UN-excited about this flick really fast, no climax to this movie)


Forced to watch with my wife.. errrr I MEAN AT GUN POINT (yeah that's it gun point)

Material Girls (Those SILLY DUMB UGLY Duff Sisters.. they are not cute, neither is the movie)
Just my Luck (yeah just my luck my wife likes this crap)
Stick It (yeah... where the sun don't shine)
Bring it On- all or nothing (Bring it On over to the trash bin, please)
American Dreamz (I dreamz of a program like a reverse ripit4me that WON'T LET YOU COPY BAD MOVIES)
Abominable (sub titled An Abomination.. to film)
Buried Alive (Yes...and burry the DVD along with it, can't believe we bought this I TRIED to tell her it was a bad B-Grade ..C-Grade..errr D-Grade film and she wouldn't hear me)
The Fog (I haven't the foggiest idea why this film was even made)
When a stranger calls (I hope it's the strange man at the Movie Rental store calls apologizing for renting my wife this crap )
Dave Chapell's Block Party (I collect Focus Features and Rouge films way back to when it was USA films I have over 50 of their titles...I even like Dave Chapell BUT after watching this disk I was glad I had a new coaster to set my beer upon)
The Lake House (Man I kept wishing JASON would come out of that lake and end this picture)
The Shaggy Dog (WHY would you want to fool with a Disney classic much less place Tim "I was in prision for drug dealing" Allen in a kids movie.. again, Bet Walt's spinning like a Lathe in his grave?)
Garfeild 2: I use to OWN every Garfeild book collection there ever was.. even took color pencils and colored all my favorite ones and one complete book and gave it as a gift, But Jim Davis must be loopy from huffing ink fumes)
RV: (ummm Lets see, a Class act like Robin Williams from Patch Adams and Good Morning, Vietnam and Dead Poets Society, the bird cage.. etc when you get rich and famous do YOU NOT READ a script anymore or just PAY someone and let them give you the Cliff notes of the script?)
Save the Last Dance 2: (I am STILL wondering WHY they would have even made the FIRST one??.. Ok Julia Stiles IS hot but I can't remember a thing about that first movie OTHER than that, and when My wife brought home #2... the little man in my head was screaming " IF THERE IS A GOD GIVE ME A SIGN!!!... Let the disk be blank or messed up or something".
Flicka (Flicka your money down the toliet, along with your lunch...Ohh my gosh, another we don't have a story but let's put singer -Tim McGraw- in here and it's bound to sell some tickets..jeez)
Broken Bridges (Please read the above comments on the movie Flicka instead of Tim McGraw insert the name -Toby Keith- and listen to the Trio sing.. Ohh "trio"?? Yeah my beer can hitting those 2 DVDs in the bottom of my metal waste basket.. lovely sounds)
Doctor Doolittle 3 (yeah this movie Do-little to entertain ANYONE esp a child)
The Devil Wears Prada (I KNOW I am gonna get SO many negative feedbacks on this but before you do consider this... I am a man living in the Rural Mtns of NC, A straight man at that... I don't care about fashion, vogue, NY or LA society, models, "sex in the city mentality" or ANYTHING remotely in those areas. Give me a good ol' gal in beat up jeans, tank top, messy hair look, no make-up, converse wearing gal .. no matter WHERE she's from and THAT's my idea of fashion)
ATL (quoting from the DVD cover .."17 yr old Rashad and his pals hang out at the waffle house. trying to figure out what's next after they graduate.. but on Sunday nights they;ll be at the Cascade roller rink ..laying down move, chillin with friends.. and for a few hours leaving what's outside..outside)WHAHAHAH Is that not the MOST CORNY lead in you've ever read!?? hahaha man I can't stop laughing if there ever was a movie that I sould give dumb award to EVEN before you get to the DVD inside the box.. this one gets the UNcool award, but funny is the box.)

I'll update as the year in movies go along..heh

[BR7]

This year so far... Slither ( The lamest horror picture since attack of the killer tomatoes, but tomatoes I can laugh at the stupity)

I enjoyed it a lot it kinda reminded me of Tremors And don't forget Slither is a Comedy / Horror / Sci-Fi
But the rest you named off I totally agree with you they are all a pile of dung designed to entertain the teens 13 and under

[LT. Columbo]

do not mention tremors and slither in the same post again BR7!

tremors is a 9.5/10 for me. classic, cheap plot, great actors....reba. bacon, fred ward, michael gross....

perfection!

[JakeBlues]

Yeah 20 years ago.. Reba was looking hot...... grrrrrrr

[LT. Columbo]

she's even hotter now!

[BR7]

Do not mention tremors and slither in the same post again BR7!

LOL Sorry LT I forgot you didn't care for that movie.By the way did some one let one rip in that avatar of yours lol.The face on that girl cracks me up

[LT. Columbo]

LOL Sorry LT I forgot you didn't care for that movie.By the way did some one let one rip in that avatar of yours lol.The face on that girl cracks me up

lol. holy shiite. i thought it was a boy!

i call him "baby genius"

[BR7]

i thought it was a boy!

It could be a boy, sometimes it's hard to tell what they are at that age. LOL

[LT. Columbo]

It could be a boy, sometimes it's hard to tell what they are at that age. LOL

you mean when they are a retard!?

[NightTran]

Running with Scissor any one understand the spycho behind it?

[BR7]

MAMA always said never to run with scissors so I am going to take her advice and avoid this movie

[Dan]

Same here, not a chance of me ever watching that movie, willingly.

[JakeBlues]

not sure

Running with Scissor any one understand the spycho behind it?

Not sure of how you are using the word "spycho" but a few years ago I met and was crazy about a girl that had bi-polar disorder. She looks like us .. talks like us.. but made the woman in THIS MOVIE look normal! This woman was in lik 99.9% of IQs in the US, she taught college classes... but when she got home and the meds wore off... LOOK OUT!!! Some where between the Tazmanian Devil, Hannibal and then a little Daffy Duck to boot.
Great conversationalist (when on meds), sexy, athletic and man a sex drive that couldn't keep up with..phew. But man.. off meds, the mania police were out to arrest her, the people at the UU church were conspiring her downfall, crank calls at home and work all times of the day and night... EVEN WORE A HOSPITAL GOWN TO CHURCH ONE DAY!!!
When you watch this movie.. the woman in the movie seems sane to me.

[photo_angel2004]

@Jakeblues,

POSEIDON: ( remake of the titantic, remaking the remake of of the remake of..some crap)

That was a remake true but not of the titanic remake of The Poseidon Adventure It may have similar ideas (a ship that does down)

But 2 different ships in 2 different times.

I like that movie I never did see the origianl though.

The Poseidon was capsized by a 90' tiltle wave
the Titanic hit an ice burg there is a difference there.