Originally Posted by smkymntgrl
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Just found this thread and have to brag about my guys...
Bear is 3, Border Collie mix. So sweet he can't scratch his own fleas!
Mara is an 8 yr old Maine Coon and weighs in at 24 lbs. She loves sinks too!
Kabu is almost blind. Rescued him in New Orleans when he was no more than a day old. Fed him with a little bottle and everything. He's now 11.
Fudge (possible name) is still at the breeder being only a month old. She is an American Mastiff and will weigh somewhere between 160-180lbs. Weve been on a waiting list for almost a year for her.Comment
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Originally Posted by KabuchanBear is 3, Border Collie mix. So sweet he can't scratch his own fleas!
Mara is an 8 yr old Maine Coon and weighs in at 24 lbs. She loves sinks too!
Kabu is almost blind. Rescued him in New Orleans when he was no more than a day old. Fed him with a little bottle and everything. He's now 11.
Fudge (possible name) is still at the breeder being only a month old. She is an American Mastiff and will weigh somewhere between 160-180lbs. Weve been on a waiting list for almost a year for her.
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I love big dogs. The ones that are so big they don't have to be mean! Had a shep/dobie X that was the smartest thing you ever saw. She was 120 lbs and gorgeous.
And the Maine Coon is the dog lover's cat. Mara growls when someone comes to the door, and beats up the dog!Comment
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Check out here http://www.zippyvideos.com/666013353...gscompilation/ for some funny dog videoComment
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HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in palm of right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down side of ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered Hummell figures from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with cat's head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force cat's mouth open with pencil and blow down cat's throat through drinking straw.
9. Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12. Ring fire department to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Remove last pill from foil-wrap.
13. Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves in shed, force cat's mouth open with a small wrench. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
14. Get spouse to drive you to emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
15. Arrange for SPCA to collect cat and ring local pet shop to see if they have cute puppy for sale.
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Here is a pic of my puppy that's still at the breeder. She's the brindle with the lime green collar
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@Burrell84601,
Very cute puppy.
@Mamamo,
Time for a cage when your not home until the pup is trained LMAO! I can relate though. Better your house then mine. LOLComment
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They sure are cute, are you sure it is the cute puppies doing all that discruction? Come on look in their eyes they can do no wrong. LMAO!Comment
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I wouldn't be shocked at all. All cute n cuddly until you turn your back....BAM! !Comment
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