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"The concept of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep."
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"The concept of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep." -
Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedastal,
A narrow and a tall one.Comment
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Nice Ones Everyone
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth. --George Burns
Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your carsigpicComment
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"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity"
"We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing"
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Japanese "proverb" (or angry housewife)
A good husband is one who is always on a business trip.
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I think you forgot the other Japanese "proverb".
A good wife is one who is always in kitchen.
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer-Holder. 
I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape. - George Carlin
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Originally Posted by TNTI think you forgot the other Japanese "proverb".
A good wife is one who is always in kitchen.
isn't that the truth. Maybe that's why they say it!
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Beginning is easy - Continuing is hard.
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Gossip about a person and his shadow will appear.
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Even a thief takes ten years to learn his trade.Comment
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" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
-George Burns
" Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
-Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
-Robin Williams
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From a bumper sticker!
We are what we eat.
Can you tell me what stupid tastes like?Gary D
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Windows XP: {How to free up some system resources or system memory in XP}, {Power User Setup for Windows XP}
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Hello All
My all time favorite is. I have the right 2 remain silent, but not the ability. comedian Ron White.
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Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.Comment
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Hello All
I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want
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"One day men will look back and say I gave birth to the 20th Century". Jack The Ripper - 1888
Columbo moments...
"Double Shock" "The Greenhouse Jungle" "Swan Song" FORUM RULES
"You try to contrive a perfect alibi, and it's your perfect alibi that's gonna hang ya."
(An Exercise In Fatality, 1974)
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